In Closing... Whew! Finally done!!!! No more late-night-page-cramming sessions, ulcers, Vivrin addictions, stress headaches, nervous breakdowns. Well, 0.k. there was none of that before, but if we keep up the illusion of working, we don’t really have to (JAHA! Can’t outsmart us!). Anyway, here it is *insert drum roll here* in all it’s cardboard-induced glory is your 1995-1996 Yearbook!!! *APPLAUSE* Please, please, settle down....! Now that the excitement has dissipated, take a good long look at this. Our opus (no not the penguin cretin). Well okay, maybe not long look as it may induce vomiting and/or dizziness, instead just glance at the book once or twice a week. It also will make the book last longer...if you’re really slow maybe the whole summer! Think of all the fun that awaits you!!! Well to finish up, thanks for shelling out the twenty-five “big ones” for this...ahem...work of art, rest assured your money will be wellused. Now, Rainee can buy a date, and Merisa can take “expanding your vocabulary “ classes. In finality, this is where you should stop reading because, lets face it you have better things to do with your time (ie. dates, whatever), and you won’t get any of the jokes anyway (as they all involve Chihuahuas). Ron (What?!) - Other than being an overgrown human with | w the habit of expressing yourself verbally at every opportunity. What does “Gerber 19” mean anyway? We’ve all tried | ( to make sense of it, and finally gave up trying to even make | px sense of anything you do. Yes, we need a variety of people | te in this world so thank goodness there’s someone like you. } ye Oh, don’t take this as an insult, we’re only stating the truth. | al You have suceeded in intimidating everyone with your car. | us No one can accuse you of being dull. (That can be a good thing, “insert snickering in background*) Well, good luck | Ay to your future, it will be interesting to see what has|m happened to Ron Proctor. | pe he Shawn - Next time you’re mad, try to refrain from punching | eq awall Gtcould hurt). We want to thank you and Ron for your | dc insight on the best drinking fountains and their location in | T} the school. In ten years, you might even be referred to as | ne the founder and president of the “Drinking Fountain Critics | st Club” Don’t be discouraged if you and Ron are the only | membes. And no, taking Carrie’s sister out isn’t going to get | Ja To: you an “A”’, Nate - Well one of these days that mother will stop trying to get you to marry her daughter. Atleast this year you didn’t hiccup your kidneys! And we especially liked your little “Ihave-to-leave-early-because-I-have-to-go-to-work” excuse, not really original but it worked very well. We appreciated your indexing diligence (HHAHAHAHAHA!), and every- thing else you’ve done for the staff....u.mmmm....specifics escape us. Maybe you'll even make manager at Wangsgards, in a few years. Good luck, happy trails! We hope 2 years straight in yearbook haven’t ruined you. . Even though you'll eat anything. yo su Merisa - Thanks for keeping us all updated in the secret love | yo affairs of people we would prefer to not know about. Dowe |be need to buy you a pretty hair doll so you can play with her Bo hair, instead of everyone else’s? Were you a deprived ga California kid? Next time you get locked out, remember’ that excessive “sailor talk” is not the password... ie for Cari Morphet - Such the dedicated saleswoman who would lac, go anywhere to accomodate the customer... (i.e... The Sand Trap). Your obsession with being Miss Original Wardrobe |Ra Rainee - One day they’ll remove that “imprint” from the couch you left. One of these days we’re sure you'll get a date (especially if you keep working the “bachelors over fifty” scene). Rainee, I love you to death and I didn’t write one bit of this paragraph, it was all Carrie and Kailia. We especially like how you always have a tidbit of trivia for everything Please, no more rubber bands, pencils, phone books, tape | y balls, paper airplanes, Boston baked beans, jawbreakers, etc.. We’re all sick of them flying past our faces. Thankyou | a for the index, although it took you half of the year to } is produce. fc (moldy licorice? hmmmm...interesting) we still appreciate how you count every fat gram in every cholesterol filled pork rind that you injest (bleh!). Thank you Cliff Claven for another amazing fact, and no, there are no fat grams in paper. Andrew - We don’t know where you came from or how your mind works, but maybe that’s a good thing. Your mockery skills amaze us, and we’ll try to find a good defense attorney for your future suit(s). The late night 10:30 rendezvous while the parents are out continues to baffle us (what can one do at that hour hmm... play scrabble?) Absence of vocabulary when in social situations gives us all a challenge upon approaching you in the halls— we’ve memorized your response— a muffled “Hi” followed by an immediate stare down atthe floor. Andrew brings a new meaning to the word ‘blush’ (especially upon mention of the word “YEARBOOK”). continues to confuse us. We love the weekly change of hair | gh color... we anticipate the surprise of one day seeing every] yn color streaked across your head, and seeing your array of/Yo earrings (and the one in your bellybutton!). (B Yo Kristen - Maybe you should walk around with a sterilized | foy bubble around your body to keep you from catching a life-| long flu. What is with the obsession for arranging and/Sh rearranging sports equipment? We will miss your subtle/gh, gullibility, and we marvel at all the techniques you use to pyy; get out of class just to gym...whatever!?! Kailia - Where do we begin? be with the boys in thee; Jag Es) Should we start with the re- enacting of Charlie’s Angels/Miami Vice episodes? YoulCa have a very colorful personality (reflecting your shades ofpe lipstick). Please make up your mind—is your car’s namelrio Sparkie or Faye? By the way, it needs some serious HELP. the Hey, Red Robin, we’ll forgive you for your ignorance on thethg computer along with all the other procedures you couldn’tf;o. get the hang of just because you’re such a great story-telletprc (future Mother Goose, of maybe more like Tales From thesop Crypt. It will just depend on if it’s a good hair day or not,.o7 ) Thanks for all you’ve done (keeping the couch warm), and