La Dianaeda . . . Verna Kimber, Karen McKay, Jane Powell, Joanne Russell, Valerie Egbert, Carolyn Skeen do dance routine in kilts. Exotic Beth Macfarlane descends stairs in barrel after being taken in hearts game in Ladies' Lounge. The program was L. D. again. Fred's photographers went bulb happy for La Dianaeda femmes, else wanted to clean up assembly assignment soonest. Club Sharmea . . . plugs Collegiate Promenade but there was only a partial resemblance. Uppers are Carolyn Campbell and Alice Felt. Lowers were thought to be unidentified but a close observer tabbed them Madeline Manning and Bunny Payne. L. D. again . . . Miss Heiner fusses with toy piano while audience burns. No expert appeared to identify Raggedy Anns. lota . . . Gertie Hipa, Irleen Ward, Doris Brown yodel a few stanzas of either "Grease Monkey Jack" or "I'm All Gooey Over You." Assemblies No. not L. D. again . . . Emcees Lam-born and Kunz make with the funny faces and neatly turned shins. Otyokwa breaks in . . . "What they doing?" "I don't know. Don't think anybody else does either." Anyway, Barbara Birkhead, Loraine Fronk, Norma Lichfield do animal crackers.