IN CLOSING FINALLY!!! Itis done (somewhat). You now hold in your very hands the 1997 model of the Weber High Yearbook (in all ofits corrugated cardboard glory). Lookat the sleek, stylish interior. Fully equipped with dual airbags and anti-lock brakes this yearbook is perfect for those...uh, both of you who actually care about your high school experience. Wewarn that looking at the pages of this book for extensive periods of time has been known to cause Cancer in lab animals. Also, we thank you for the $25.95 that was forked out so that we might actually have funds for this...book amazes us that you could spend so much time on a single page (quality not quantity, right?). What you and Brooke did in tional bodies dates somewhere back toyott | your ba childhood when your father gave you that that art room behind closed doors is still unknown. We heard it had something to support groups for that sort of thing. stuffed clown. But don’t worry, thereart do with a cropper and small forest ani- Spencer: We appreciate the workyoudid mals (run Thumper, run!!) Oh, by the when you came to class (both times). Lam way, “You are not doing this!!” Wedon’t sure Andrea enjoyed the time withyou, bit understand what you see in that Korean Boy but we have a feeling you are filling meanwhile the index isn’t getting done (as ifwe care...shh, don’t tell Crowther). None community service hours when you take Meg: Hmm, your alternate means of in- of us really know how much you conttib: uted to the yearbook, but you got pretty darn good at Doom!! Your apparentinabil: ity to use the computers was a good dis. guise, but we know the truth. Youares computer geek, you can’t hideit. Comeon they say (who are they?) “Allis well that dexing was ratherinteresting. What kind big guy, your gonna be okay. Itis nothing ends well.” Oh, by the way, unless you have absolutely no social life whatsoever you shouldn’t continue reading this. Itis of an accent was that exactly? Thanks for changing the music (every five minutes). It to be ashamed of you know. There arealot of you out there...somewhere...wellmayht is amazing how you got your face into we lied, but we’re trying. In ten years we justaconcourse of insults, racial slurs, and every single picture in the yearbook (but picture you in slippers and pregnant insidejokes. Soplease, for the well being of allinvolved, get a date. hey, itwon’t matter, they are all going to burnit anyway...no, wearen’t that lucky). We predict that in ten years you will be found in a night club somewhere in (miracles of science). him out (smart thinking) Ifyou receivea call from the A.C.L.U. remember that we had nothing to do with it. (when we are in Disney Land this summer we will say Hi to Micky foryou). Wellas Natalie: We thank you for diligence in completing the “In Memory” pages. We are sure that all of the families will be glad when they see an original work of yours on their childs page. We think you should seek help or your wild obsession with nail polish and lip balm, and no, it is not a nationalemergency when a fingernail breaks Thank you for your expertise on kissing. Weare glad to know that girls are better kissers than boys, but how you know that is stillsomewhat of amystery (eeeewwww) Stacie: Thank you for the work and constant hours you spent inthe room, but we are rather offended that you used it as your personal party house. Just because Crowther gave you a key does not mean youcan invite all of your...” friends” in here during lunch. You can’t hide your true feelings for that kid from Ben Lomond (Hunka, Hunka Burnin’ Love). We how- everwould recommend arestraining order. When you are old and stinky we picture you...wait, we can’t picture you anywhere considering every picture of you we had seemed to disappear somehow (So that wasn’t really pepperoni!!!) Tara: What can we say chipmunk cheeks. Wecan’t explain your strange need to rub Shawn’s head, but we feel that there is a future init. Keep up the practice and you might actually be able to get a date. It Dodge City, Kansas practicing your facial contortions. Watch out world here comes Meg “Miss Maniac” O’hara. Marcy: Your hopes to have your own line of snowboard art makes us...well sick. *insert sick, guttural, dry heaving sounds here* Your attempt to start World War Ul with Meg over an Atomic Fireball was fun to watch (Wow, is that supposed to bend that way?). Thankyou for providing your household appliances for the good of the yearbookroom, but we know the real reasons for bringing that vacuum. You wanted an answer to the proverbial question: “Is that Mr. Crowther’s real hair?” Jake: Well, your attempt to produce Weber High School’s first pornographic yearbook wasn’t successful. Better luckin the future. We suspect that it would have worked if not for the whole nude mug shotidea (scary thought, huh?). We can say however that with much practice, hundreds of hours at Northern Exposure, anda few lessons from Mr. Crowtheryou have actually succeeded in drawing an anatomically correct female. Seriously, thankyou foryourworkin the Art department of the staff (the only department which actually got something done we might add). We speculate that your obvious fetish with large heads and dispropor- Brooke: Your ability to flirt with any guy in the school amazes us. We officially dub you the Flirtanator. We see a newlineol movies, perhaps even action figures. Imag: ine the possibilities, you'll be rich!!! Hey, “what if” you actually did a page the normal way. What are the chances of that? Thankyou for giving all of the juicy details on Tara’s private life. They were all good and when we reap the rewards from black mail you will be sure to get your cut. We can’t quite figure out how it is humanly possible for two people to be as closeas the two of you...we’re not quite sure we walt Lori: W your pa buy us yearboc she kinc that you that cot single d things | always t messag: sumo-w experier can we k EmilieA came to don’t...i trying t accent n (said wi here). H Shephe forever matchm room in. to show years wh of Mill € us...yar Amber ( modern: treat dys time you to. Sharing clothes (in class) is goingalittle figure on too far... Thank y arts. Sin: Lindsay: You definitely seemed tobethe radio age most reserved of the group. But we know and agai the truth!! You cannot hide it any longer, and agai All of those days you weren’t to be found was rath you were attending I.R.A. meetings. We Wedon’ have documented proof. Did you really manly p think you could get away with all of those levels... evil twisted death notes you left Shawn, nice. We You were plotting to blow this whole op: “exacto-¢ eration up!! Well, we foiled yourlittleplan didn’t we? Ya, well you’re going to bum, Bradon: BURN, BURN, BURN!!!! Ooops sorry, nating tc had little too much Morphine this mom: only one ing. One thing we can give you though, you work intc were always willing to type the names for your first Shawn and he appreciated it...but that sorry for doesn’t hide the fact that you area Nazi, from inte P.S.- We know where you live so watch future. V