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A collection of yearbooks from Weber Normal College which comprise the years 1919 to 1923. Included in the yearbook are photographs of students, class officers, faculty, the Board of Trustees, athletics, and departments within the college. It also contains sections about the clubs and organizations within the Academy, literary pages, student poetry, and advertisements from local businesses. |
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Show BLUE PINE PRODUCTS Smoother, Milder and More Nutritional They prove the fact that there can be no better assurance of satisfaction to every individual desire, fancy or taste, than to say: "SCOWCROFT MADE IT" Never-Rip Work Clothes If vacation time finds you doing out- side or inside manual labor, be sure you wear "NEVER-RIP" Overalls, Khaki Pants, Riding Breeches and MADE-RITE SHIRTS. They save money by longer service, and also add to comfort and appearance John Scowcroft & Sons Co. OGDEN SINCE 1880 Jokes Early to bed and early to rise makes you healthy, wealthy and wise, but-you don't meet many wise people. Eldon-"Can I get a date for next Friday?" Tottie-"Here's the 'phone. Try. "Why keep that school girl complexion?" asked Bert, as he brushed off his lapel. Mr. Tracy in English-"Why, Milton would spend a whole week over a para- graph !" Louise B.-"That's nothing, a fellow in Salem is spending five years on one sentence." If I could change this life of mine Or have one wish come true, I'd gladly turn into a belt So I could hang around you. Louise B. (after the 1st Barker Contest) -"I'm so glad John and I are Tied." Art-"I can't read this paper; the writing is so bad." Ira-"Nonsense. Any fool can read it! Give it to me." June T. (on the front porch)-"You look cold. Shall I take off my coat and put it around you?" Marguerite-"No. Don't take it off." Cora-"Do you think he is serious?" Helen P.-"About as serious as a girl who snuggles into your arms and tells you not to kiss her." Elijah-"I'm going to kiss you when I go-" She-"Leave this house immediately." "My cheeks are on fire." "I thought I smelled paint burning." The really up-to-date girl gauges the kind of time she had at a dance by how long her hair net lasted.'-Ex. "Cold, dear?" '"Bout to freeze." "Want my coat?" "No, just the sleeves."-Ex. The oldest good story is the one about the boy who left the farm and got a job in the city. He wrote a letter to his brother, who had elected to stick by the farm, telling of the joys of the city life, in which he said: "Thursday we auto'd out to the country club, where we golfed until dark. Then we trolleyed back to town, where we danced till dawn. Then we motored to the beach and Fridayed there." The brother on the farm wrote back: "Yesterday we buggied to town, and base- balled all afternoon. Then we went to Ned's and pokered till morning. Today we muled out to the cornfield and geehawed till sun down. After that we staircased up to our rooms and bedsteaded until the clock fived." Andy-"If all the girls should leave the school, what would naturally follow?" Doug.-"Most of us." Tom H.-"Going to the library?" Monk.-"Yah." Tom.-"To study?" Monk-"Of course." Tom-"What?" Monk-"Nothing." Dan.-"I got a zero in Physics today." Shanty-"Huh-that's nothing." Dan.-"What's nothing." Shanty.-"Zero." Lost-An idea. 'Tis important as the loser has none to spare. Please return to Cyril and get reward. "I asked her if I could see her home." "What did she say?" "Told me sure. Come up and see it any old time." "Help, Ikey, I'm drowning!" "Say, Isadore, if you don't come up, kin I have the boat?"-Ex. Mother-"How do you know he was following you?" Helen H.-"Because he kept looking around to see if I was coming." Strange, but a spider seems happiest when his life is hanging by a thread. |