"Systematic promptness lies at the foundation of success." "Credit is the sympathetic nerve of Commerce." Prof. Hansen-"Don*t prompt Mr. Kasius while he has the floor; he is tall enough to stand on his own resources." Say, have you seen Iree's new Diamond Ring? Lou says it cost nearly all of his summer' wages. Therefore their trip to the court house has been postponed. A COMMERCIAL YARN One evening after drinking his usual " Brown " " Beveridge," Professor Hansen began to "Kowns" little Alva Jr. on his knee and to "Read" him the following "Storey": " Richard 's-son " (whose worthy parent was a " Wealtha " "Wheelwright" in the city of "Sidney"), went riding with his friend "Gibson." a "Horace" that had been presented him by an English "Earl." They came to a sluggish "Marcia" river, but seeing a "Crane" wading in it said: "We "Wil-ford ' the river here." They came to a beautiful meadow and began to pick "Blossoms" and make "Laurel" wreaths of them. The farmer soon sent his "Gardner to tell them they were destroying the hay in the meadow. They " Earnest "-ly asked "How much is the "Ha-worth?" The man named his price and they answered " Prank "-ly: "Moore" than we can pay, as our "Kasius" rather low, but we will send our "Butler" with it in the morning. The man then set his dog on them with the result that they had to send] their trousers to a "Taylor." "The way to get rich is simply to resist being a fool, for a fool spends more than he earns.