You're probably wondering why we picked these two pages on which to print the faculty assembly. No, we didn’t lose our minds, we just figured that this assembly was so out of place that it deserved an out of place spot in the yearbook. And what better place than right smack dab in the middle of the sport’s section? During this magnificent show, we enjoyed the distinct pleasure of hearing such things as wimps, blimps, shrimps, ‘How ’bout them toad suckers”, “Evergreen’’, Clarinets, Piano Solos, ‘‘KuchiKuchi”, Johnny McCoppin Carson, Whistling Tummies, and a patriotic salute that brought the entire audience to their feet. But now seriously, it was a fantastic performance handled by none other than Weber High School’s illustrious faculty and staff. We never quite realized how much talent (If you can call it talent) our beloved teachers have. They put on a show that very: few will ever forget (even if they try hard) and did an excellent job at that. Thanks loads teachers, for a fine show and a lot of laughs. 194 TEACHERS ASSEMBLY