4 o) =O Date - An oblong, fleshy, sweet fruit from a kind of palm Date - A time when happens. tree. The funniest dating experience that ever happen ed to me was at a party. I went with a bunch of friends and we were all having a great time, then I looked across the room and saw a beautiful girl. Our eyes met and I felt that weird tingly feeling all over me. She must have felt it too, for we both started walking towards each other. We met in the center of the people - filled room. I introduced myself first and told her how beautifu l she was. In turn she began to introduce herself by saying, “Hi, my name is...” and just as she was going to say her name, her nostrils flared, her head reared up, and a mighty sneeze issued forth from her. Also issuing forth from her was a giant, slimy, green loogie. Before I had time to duck, ooze covered me all over my shirt and neck. Instantly everybody, except her, began to howl with laughter. Despite this incident we still went out together and lived happily ever after. oe Bill Staheli . Brian Steffen mating dance demon- strates the Waitusi “I don’t think something gol D mir * ot Amber Dayton dor And some people wonder | 4, I don’t exactly remember my first kiss or what age I was but I think I was at a wedding. I saw him over by the wedding cake as he was helping serve refresh ments to the guests. He was extremely good looking with blue eyes, dark, stylish hair, and a good athletic build. He came towards me, silver flashed. He asked me if I wanted a kiss. I probably should have been scared for the kiss because he was a stranger, but they had been advertised so often on television that I was rather excited. I accepted with confidence. It was Sweet, rich, and lasted what seemed an eternity. As I sat looking at the silver foil and ribbon like paper it had come in, I remembered I had forgotten to thank him for the wonderful kiss. a---=-- Jocelynn E. Quist I could rude. tell you my worst date, but I don’t want to be ------ Michelle Brown The funnest date I ever went on was a Daddy Daughter Prom. My dad and I went to Prom and we were voted Prom King and Queen. We got pictures and it was just great! (Does this count?) | i | ee Lisa Hurst “They’re all so cute, which one should choose?” e. -Shawn Cox | | | A date is when people g0 out and have a good time I : together without two guys. returned missionaries and four other When he finally showed up he never even apologized. I yelled at him for ten minutes and I never went out with him again. ~-==- Amy White | | mi Ht Rl ee Astor ae A date is going out and having a good j une a coe Sundoriand they can’t get a date! | fut ; Brian Steffen He was supposed to meet me at the dollar movie. I waited there for 2 1/2 hours (and that’s no lie). While I was waiting, I met | why feeling any pressure. fill ‘Shelby Price HA yor yo . Jus I was the chairman of my school’s prom last year and I didn’t have a date. I had to £0 | % _ because I was in charge . I asked my friend who was like twenty, but he couldn’t drive) and didn’t have any money because of a DUI, so I had to drive and pay for everything, ‘Na That’s not the worst part. When we got to the dance, the decorations _ circus and there was another school’s prom in the same building. looked like a to go. No one knew where had When the whole time fighting with the D.J. and the photographer. I finally got to dance, my parents, who were the chaperones, were peering thru _ ste | tak To make matters worse, the backgrounds for the pictures were not the ones we ™ picked out. I spent _ sta the trees and taking pictures of me. It was awful! ES eee If you don’t have a date, do you have a prune? ;*hi pul 3 Shelby Price Dating - The process of finding out how old something is. us por / an | the (tt shi «Pee