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Show 30 ACORN If Eph. should shock Eva, would Lloyd mill 'er. Prof. Nelson "How do you punctuate that sentence?" Student "Put a question mark there, I guess." Prof. Nelson "If you are going to guess at it, put on petticoats." Prof. Porter (after dismissing his class at the Industrial School) "Now you can go back to your fifth period classes while I go back and see the girls." The world is old, yet likes to laugh, New jokes are hard to find. A whole new editorial staff Can't tickle every mind. So if you meet some ancient joke, Decked out in modern guise, Don't frown and call the thing a fake; Just laugh don't be too wise. Henderson (congratulating students who had frequently been tardy, but who had met the Attendance Committee and had reformed) said "I see you are early of late, you used to be behind before, but now you are first at last." Ex. Betty Botter bought some butter, "But," she said, "the butter's bitter." If I put it in my batter, It will make my batter bitter. But a bit o' better butter Would but make my batter better. So she bought a bit o' butter Better than the bitter butter. So 'tis better Betty Botter Bought a bit o' better butter. Ex. Hobbs "You seem to be warm, been exercising?" Hen "You bet, went to the deaf mutes' dance and have been swinging dumb bells around all evening." Ex. Mary had a little lamb, And it began to sicken; So she sent it off to Packington. And now it is labeled "Chicken." Ex. ACORN 31 It is absolutely against the rules of Business to patronize the man who does not do Business with you. STUDENTS! Remember that the Business men of Ogden, make possible the printing of your paper. What do they expect in return? PATRONAGE! |