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Show PAGE — 8 BOMBSHELL THE PRYING PHOTOGRAPHER fvour name is Betts Doubt or mayhap Frank Stellin’ unui your office or plant War Bond sale is fallin’ You could be the reason the percentaze is easin' Now don't tell me,"Bub,” that your quota's too high. Give the most, ais the least. The limit's the sky! Fach issue of the BOMBSHELL interviews employees on some timely Subject. Send in your question. we are. Why do you think * this * is so? of the one which to the brought to steps, and one their they hundred cognizant riousness been doorare Than percent of of Hess, Load- Oh, ing Plant - "I don't think it is so. The lish It's and §they can't do the amount of work we do. Be- sides, they scares and and all we is what we bout." the I think Division because have But it in don't vent ray yar’. Bomb : lucky one if zee own. salary) S your So think up Ten coer another of oar and ani pay can You DINING with "Mama.' Express, Yokohama. ome husband's Bond Buyin' pledge the payoff's R. C&R ne ee A complete dinin:: car has been added to the Arsenal railway. heals will be served in true style <4, hours a day, and at without popular teyin' ders all a "honey." be times. or- Short prices, will stationed don’t delay reservin' in a cause that's deservin'. - Harry been killed and bombed, therefore their men and we men are much more interested in the war effort than a who Send sort. it discussed you've 'til decide painless conscience is blameless. your And of a "hit or miss" an effort or budgetirig money so the Eng- great many delay. a Jap; your Then lish are actually in the war;a good many of them have country not comparatively Plan's temptations. And aren't you. the "Yes, is don't Get Sam Chief Industrial - take you'll Sure, bombing have had read a- No regular. first don't buy a hat.) (IF you is that that IS TIS? THY BDITIRS OF, TYE BOMBSHSLL WELCOME YOUR CONTRI BUTIONS -- STORTES, FOELS, aD NEWS ITEMS. THEY CANNOT 2ROiISE TO USE ALL OF THE IN THE NEXT ISSUE, BUT WILL PUBLISH THEM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE IN FUTURE TS5UsS. ALL MATGRIAL, OF COURS, IS SUBJSCT TO APPROVAL OF THE COMMANDING OFFICER AND THE BOMBSHELL ADVISORY COMMITTSE. teller. “yaller.” is hair whose dimples Reservation Pay It won't had with I guess Well, I think we work much harder than the Engdo, boy big now? they do do too ambitious-what your wish is sleazy. reasoning's from the Bank's cute The answers ure easy when you're buying your Bonus That Tignes they iwhat much-Wow! too pledged WHO Arsenal Personalities in unusvel poses... chew, can't but bite, They stomaches They've Mrs. Henrietta Forewoman,wWwest of their The Government's gentle with those They'll alter the pledge if that's the sethe sit- uation." Lt. Colonel Strohecker, machine. i you know what we mean. a way - use your "bean"~ This is War; give some more. You've met with some folks whose eyes were much bicger. Find same the war has Rover. to washing that on out such all them toss Just stretched payments your -- over takes Hitler If Get thing as a draft.They conform willingly be- cause is. much be worth won't They to me met. and insurance taxes, mortgages, Suppose a- on high prices: fight and his spending-Stop inflation-Buy Bonds,his advice Don't be a reneger; buy bonds much bigger. Have supervision man, mounts Cut "Uncle" of your Think * Colonel Robert Sears, Commanding Officer "Yes.The British have an elaborate system for control of labor, under cost of livin' givin’ on pay day. Toots, think up a new one on the high Quit luxury shoppin' and start now in Ten percent of your pay, everyone, they than offensive. the on we’re butter's expensive; Sure, QUESTION: The English claim.that are producing more per man per day EXCUSH BEFORE THAT HEARD UB'VE UH- omy available The car in front at is now of Utili- ties, and there will be three more of then shortly at other locations around he area, Allen % ‘I am wanted interruption of for murder vital war ... for mayhem ... for assault and battery ... and for production. But they haven't caught up with me yet. I guess it's because I look. so innocent. Few people suspect me. Yet, I can truthfully say without bragging, that I have done my share of actual killing. Of course, murder is one of my lesser known accomplishments. I'm better known this have not yet felt its direct effect.” for of cause if they as hard as they'd have : worked we do, more pro- duction. Arsenz Thanksgiving dance will be hele et Thite City Nov. 24 by the lecreéticn Gene vee ts A dJitter-bug Contect and .diawines for turkeys ell véa UG Dit énterte annenbt,. «Tickets. ‘on. : a ps 6. 6! 6‘ a Gx 1 : PLMs ent i. hundreds of eardrums I'm one of those Frederi’ck McDonald, Guard - "I don't believe it's so, because they haven't air - the production. I think we work harder than they do be- the I've burst ... and the thousands of eyes I've put out commission. guns that nobody believes is loaded. I’m just an ordinary hose. You've The shop comedians get a great kick out of using me. seen me before. They Pe me up against the seat of someone's pants ... and then I let go with a blast. Everyone howls, because it's awfully funny. The other day, someone who used me in the same manner got tossed into the jug. Charges of assault epi battery were brought against him. So that day I got two lauchs instead of vne. I work right glong with the foolhardy as well as the comedians, and we make quite a team, even if I do say so myself. Did you ever see.a fellow in the plant using me to dust another fellow off? Boy, I dust them! Ear-drums and alls You'd be surprised. ‘ther fellows use me to dust off their machines. I'm very “sod at that, too. I bounce those steel particles right back at them. And it ea nly bull's-eyes that I score, either. a They use me, for housékeeping, too. Instead of sweeping or vacuuming, some fellows use me to just blow away the dirt and corruption around their machines. That gets the germs all riled up. Who would ever suspect me of helping spread germ-borne diseases? | I'm a sad case, though... I'm a FILLER ..«but nobody will’ believe’ at of mee L -- ractory News, rontiac, in Mich. . |