Empty, Empty, Empty, Is the box at the head of the stair, And 'tis better my tongue cannot utter My thoughts when I turn from there. -PHUNISM EDITOR. Will some of the highly proficient members who have obtained standings of such efficiency as to warrant their promotion in Physics explain to some of the less fortunate, but equally diligent members the fundamental philosophy and physical significance of having sue a brilliant red for the color scheme of the Physics room? Myrtle-"When Alma speaks in Devotional he talks on-" Rae-"On what?" Myrtle-"Talks on." Mark in a Botany Exam, wrote "mosses belong to the bryophytes." Prof. Porter added-"Yes, he was found in the bulrushes." Prof. Cowles-"Tennyson was the poet laureate (the poet Laurie et)." Irvin-"My book says he died a natural death." Principal Henderson-"What made Eutychus fall from the window?" David Eccles-"He leaned out too far." Prof. Ballantyne: He sought to acquire a choir And inquired everywhere. But the choir with all the requirements required Is the choir of the golden stair. CONSOLATION. "Poor Jack, that old Acorn room certainly will be lonesome without you. Aren't you glad there's only a few more weeks of it? When does school let out, anyway? Hand this paper back 'cause there's a phunisms on the other side." Note-The above is self-explaining. If, however, there are any questions, consult Iva Steers. The fact that Prof. Hart's shoes squeak is no definite evidence that he has music in his soul. Prof. Porter: Senioraceae classophyte advisoritis Algebraonium instructorophyte Chemistryaeceous professoritis Fieldamete tripaceae fiendophyte. A dozen boys outside the doors Of them, were found one day. One gagged, one choked one held his head, And more were heard to sav 'Taws the odor of that H2 S. That caused us this dismay. Talk about your mile running, but Lorenzo Richards can run all day and still will be a Fresh-man. MISCELLANEOUS.