24 ACORN Oracle, Jacksonville, Fla. The material in your book is always interesting. The more of it we read the more we wish some of our other exchanges were as good. To the "Carbon" from Price, Utah, we wish success and prosperity. Your book is exceptionally good for a first issue. It has a neat cover design and contains several good department headings. We are glad to see you, "Granitian." Where have you been so long? Your paper has made a change for the better. "Oneida," Preston, Idaho We are in sympathy with the spirit of gymnasium, that you have manifested in your paper. Miss M. "What is the international date line?" A. T. "Sunday night." Small Boy "Does your bald head give you any inconvenience?" Aged Man "No, only when I go to wash my face I have to keep my hat on so I can tell where my face stops." Father (sternly) "When I was your age, my boy, I was making an honest living." Son "And how look at you." All accidents happen to the end car. Why don't they leave it off? Name the seasons: George "Salt, vinegar, mustard and pepper." Little Sammy "Pop, how do they get water in the watermelons?" Pop "Oh-er they plant the seeds in the spring." Mistress "Has Master Willie come in yet?" Servant "I think so'm. I haven't seen him yet, but the cat is hiding." Soph. "She had her hair done up like a five-cent cigar." Junior "How's that?" Soph. "About fifteen puffs and a snare." Dr. Lind "How is dew formed?" New Freshman "The earth revolves so rapidly on its axis that it perspires." Teacher "Who was Joan of Arc?" Student "Noah's wife." RICHARDS at TRACY'S Words of editors remind us To forget all slams and knocks. And departing leave behind us Something in the Local Box. Prof. Fister (in Geom.) "Where have you been the last two days, Brother Wardleigh?" Paul "Measuring the distance between the balls on a green board to find the angle for the pocket. Hansen (in law) "A tin can factory would be very profitable in this locality." Eph. "Yes, they all rush the can." Vera Tracy "Say, girls, do you know they are wearing the big Wide belts now instead of waists." Prof. Nelson (in English) "Take out your mallets and hit your heads so I'll know you are awake." Irene D. "Why, but these sewing rooms are cold." Miss Stallings "You must get climated, Irene." Irene D. "Oh, never to an ice-box." Be it ever so homely, there is no face like your own."