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A collection of yearbooks from Weber Academy which comprise the years 1905 to 1918. Included in the yearbook are photographs of students, class officers, faculty, Board of Education, athletics, and departments within the academy. It also contains sections on the clubs and organizations within the Academy, literary pages, student poetry, and advertisements from local businesses |
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Show A man fell in a river and was yelling for help. "Help! help!" he cried, "I can't swim." "Begorry," said the Irishman on the bank, "yez have an excel- lent chance to l'arn, I'm thinkin'." Bro. Manning to Elda.-"The next time you cook a dinner, I wish you would invite the Doctor to take a meal with us; it will save time sending for him." Issy-"How did you get in the theatre for nothing?" Ikey-"I valk in backwards, and de doorkeeper dinks I'm comming out." Abie-"Fader, dere is a customer in de store who vants to know if does all wool unshrinkable shirts vill shrink." Fader-"Does it fit him?" Abie-"No, it's too large." Fader-"Veil, den de vill shrink." Abey-"Here, Jakey, pud on dis life breserver; der boat is sinking." Jakey-"Vat use haf I got for id? My life is insured." Cohen and Levy were in business together and Levy was traveling out west, and while out there died. The undertaker who took charge of the body wired Cohen: "Levy died, can embalm him for fifty dollars or freeze him for twenty-five dollars." Cohen wired back: "Freeze him from knees up for fifteen dollars, his legs were frost-bitten last winter." Customer-"Look here, all the buttons came off this coat the first time I wore it." Levy-"Yes; so many people admire dot coat dot you swell mit pride, and bust does buttons off." "The STURDY OAK" Has it's beginning with the implanted acorn-likewise does the "TREE of FORTUNE" take root with the opening of a Bank Account With us, ONE DOLLAR is sufficient to start an account. Smaller or larger deposits may follow. Plant the "SEED of FORTUNE" in the mind of your boy today-bring him in and let us get acquainted. The Ogden Savings Bank OGDEN, UTAH M. S. BROWNING President L. R. ECCLES Vice-President JOHN WATSON Vice-President CHAS. H. BARTON Cashier |