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A collection of yearbooks from Weber Academy which comprise the years 1905 to 1918. Included in the yearbook are photographs of students, class officers, faculty, Board of Education, athletics, and departments within the academy. It also contains sections on the clubs and organizations within the Academy, literary pages, student poetry, and advertisements from local businesses |
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Show Definition of a kiss (for those who are interested) : Kiss is a noun, though usually used as a conjunction. It is more common than proper. It is not singular, but is used in the plural to agree with the subject, me. Old Lady-"Conductor, stop the train ! I dropped my wig out of the window." Conductor-''Never mind, madam, there's a switch just this side of the next station." Mrs. Shurtliff-"Hugo was the French Dickens." Wanted-A stopper for Pete Anderson's mouth. Leland Evans-"I've just had my picture taken. Do you want one for the Acorn?" Esther-"Sure; we'll put it in the joke department." When does a man rob his wife? When he hooks her dress. A school teacher asked little Willie if she laid two eggs on the table and then laid two more there, how many would there be? A Tough kid on the rear seat yelled: "None. Yer couldn't lay one." What's the difference between Andrew Carnegie and a burglar in a jewelry store? One watches the steel, and the other steals the watches. What's the difference between the President of the United Stats and the Laundrymen's Association? The only difference is where he gets his Washington. Alice-"Are you going to bring me violets every day?" Frank-"No, I'll send you up a package of seed and you can raise them yourself." Ikey-"Fader, must hell burn forever?" Firebaum-"Yes, mine son." Ikey-"Den how will Satan get the insurance ?" Our Country today is enjoying a high degree of prosperity. Unprecedented in its history, the wheels of industry are moving in their efforts to supply the increasing demand for our products. Conflicting opinions are expressed daily by business men and economists as to the life of this prosperity, but it is most generally con- ceded that the world war is to a great extent responsible for the increased activities in commerce and trade. Are you setting aside a goodly portion of your additional earnings, made possible by this waive of prosperity, as a safeguard against adversities?. Start a savings account now with the Commercial National Bank OGDEN, UTAH WE PAY 4% INTEREST COMPOUNDED QUARTERLY |
