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A collection of yearbooks from Weber Academy which comprise the years 1905 to 1918. Included in the yearbook are photographs of students, class officers, faculty, Board of Education, athletics, and departments within the academy. It also contains sections on the clubs and organizations within the Academy, literary pages, student poetry, and advertisements from local businesses |
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Show PHUNISMS ESSAY BY "BONSY JONES" Bones is the lattice work on whitch the body grows. If you didn't have sum bones, you would be shaped like a custard py. If I didn't have no bones, I wouldn' have so mutch shape as 1 now have, and I would not have so mutch motion, and teacher would be pleased, but I like to have motion, 'specially in this pay-as-you-enter suit Ma hired for me. Bones gimme motion, because they are somethin' hard for motion to cling to. If I had no bones, my brane, lungs, heart and blood would be lyin' around loose in me, all mixed up like the readin' mater in a yellow journal, and I would get hurted, but now only my bones get hurted. If my bones wuz stuck together with wire in the right places, it would make a skeletum. I am mighty glad my skeletum was put on the inside before I wuz finished, 'cause it looks better there. If my bones wuz on the outside, an' I fell down, 1 would brake everything in the place. Some animals wear their skeletums on the outside. I'm glad I ain't them animals. Onct I went to the sercus and seen a Livin' Skeletum. He looked like his folks didn't keep house but boarded sum place. If my bones wuz burned, I should be brittle because it would take all the animal out of me. If I wuz soaked in acid I should be limber. Teacher showed me a bone that had been soaked, and I could bend it. I should rather be soaked than burned. There is a grate menny different kinds on bones. There is the Crazy bone, the Wish bone, the Soup bone, the Trom bone, the Bone Spavin and the Back bone. The back bone is the back bone is sit-the back bone is situ - the back bone is situa-the back bone is sitch-er-e-vated just inside the peel on the other side from the front side and is filled with rubber. There is another bone called the Skull. The skull has humps, too. Some- times there is branes on the inside of the skull. Bones don't grow solid like the limbs on a tree, 'cause they have joints. Joints is good things to have in bones. There is a good menny kinds of joints. They grease themselves and don't squeek. You can move cause you have joints. There is a joint that don't seem like a joint. It is in the skull. It has to be there to occupy the branes and let the head out in the mornin', cause sum men no more in the mornin' than they did the nite before coming home in the box-i-cab. The bones that hold your lungs in are kalled slats. They run around you East and West, but girls wears bones running North and South. Sum folks, when living, killed everything they touched, and it would not be safe to use the bones of them kind of people for vegetables. &........................................................................................................ Do not smoke, remember the Chicago fire. Remember the Johonson flood-do not spit. Maid O' Clover Ice Cream "The Better Kind" Manufactured by MUTUAL CREAMERY COMPANY BOYLE HARDWARE COMPANY AGENTS FOR SPALDING ATHLETIC GOODS 350 24TH ST. PHONE 213 F. J. VICKS Cashier S. G. DYE Asst. Cashier Security State Bank OGDEN, UTAH Fred J. Kiesel, President J. C. NYE, Vice Pres. W. H. SHEARMAN, Vice Pres. JOS. WILLIAMS, Vice Pres. C. H. GOSLING, Vice Pres. "A young man with a good practical education and habit of saving has secured the right of way to prosperity" WE PAY 4 PER CENT ON SAVINGS |
