16 THE ACORN Read: I haven't one. Prof. Jensen: I shouldn't be a bit surprised. Miss Cleghorn: (In English)"What is a periodic sentence?" Herman Green: "I dont know, unless it is one with a lot of periods in it." Anyone desiring a curly hair cut apply to Lillian Wright. Joe: (In Algebra) "Where is Prof. Hintze this afternoon? He never missed algebra before." Victor: "Oh, he went to Salt Lake to show his Taft button to the voters." Prof. Bradford: (In Spelling) "Miss Grant, give a definition of Massage." Miss Grant: "Put some kind of cream on your face and rub it on till it comes off." Prof. Jensen: "Mr. Reeder, who was Noah? Herbert: "The man who built the ark." Veda, Veda, had a need a Of a beau, an athelete a. Some Freshmen have been heard to call the adjusters, Jesters. Will someone please explain to them the difference. Miller: "Tribe must like the girls named Beatrice." E. Belnap: "Oh! yes, the Bea's never sting him." Prof. Ballantyne: It's quite an honor to be a librarian for the choir Victor; "Yes, it's the most 'honory' job I ever had." Instructor: "Where is Stewart Eccles this morning? Some one said he was gunning." Student: "I heard he was Browning last evening" Prof. Bradford: (In Psychology) "Miss Farley, explain Co-existence and Succession." Veda: (arousing from a dream), "What did you say? Co-ordination and co-operation." Prof. Hintze: (In Physics) "Observation is the one great requisite in life." Joe Eccles: "Well, I have my eyes opened." The school will soon give another party. All invited. Adults, 50c Senior Boys 25c Prof. Jensen: "We gave those bugs their free agency. They had a chance to be decent. They wouldn't and we burned them." The Lokel Editor. Deer Ser: I heerbi solisit per-mishun too submit for yoor wurthee considerashun a lokel for yoor de- THE ACORN 17 partment in the neckst ishu of owr skool papur; Seelyu has a little lamm, That lammee's name is Klicks, And everee wher that Seelyu goz, That lammee also sticks. Irma Browning: (looking at the picture of John Dalton, the chemist). "He looks like a consumptive peanut." The long and short of it: The daily march from devotional of Heber Hancock and Irma Lessel. Bea: "Some of the girls had better bring fruit hadn't they?" Norma: Yes, I will bring some dried beef and" Cragun: (In Physics) "I don't see how Archimedes discovered his law in a bath tub." Prof. Hintze: "Well, you've had a bath, have you not?" A few who have given the matter profound consideration have intimated that probably Prof. Hintze is a Democrat in disguise. A School Dictionary. Teachers: Persons who preserve order and furniture. A Freshman: A person who has a very important air, and "shrinks" before a Senior. A Sophomore: One with a very meek temperament. A Junior: A naturally hearty person who has passed beyond the stage of being a mere Sophomore. A Senior: All the best in the school. A model for other students. One who has climbed the mighty ladder almost to the top. A person with a dignified manner. A Bell: An instrument which makes a noise for the purpose of keeping students awake, and making a noise like a different class room. The Domestic Arts Girls gave a very successful Hallowe'en Party Oct. 30th. Congratulations to Miss Eccles, the political manager of Victor Sears. Miss Jarvis and Miss Douglass would both like to be Millar's. When Heber Hancock asked that all students from Roy stand up, why did Celia Eccles immediately respond?