Twenty Scribulus WESLEYAN... A smart GRUEN at an exceptionally low price, white Guildite case, 15 jewels................$25 smalley bros. inc. JEWELERS 382 25th STREET, - OGDEN THE CHRISTMAS STORE FRED M. NYE company OGDEN UTAH Dorothy Madson Exclusive Showing of MARINETTES 2456 WASHINGTON AVENUE PHIL 'O SOPHIC SAYS One of our football stars who was very good at bucking the line has been keeping the stair banisters warm every afternoon for some time with a lovely golden-haired Otyokwa pledge. Don't tell anybody but this very same line-bucker went to the Stag Sophomore Shuffle and he escorted the only Freshman admitted, home . . . According to the sample they've had this quarter, some girls are thinking that a drive should be made in Burley, Idaho, for more masculine students to enroll at Weber College. We like the lovely, golden-haired girl who is a high bidder for the honor of "Sweetheart of Excelsior." May we see more of her? The handsome young man who has led the students in so many rousing cheers this year seems to like animals especially horses. His favorite song is "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes," from "Roberta." Pour very shall we say handsome young men at Weber College, under the influence of their own esteem, seem to think they're pulling the school through a slump. I hear their latest accomplishment is a quartet. They sing, "Oh, the Deacon Went Down." Lately some people have been wondering which club is the Pep Club in the school. At least they're all getting a run for their money. What's the matter with the fellows this year. We haven't heard from two famous clubs yet. Have the single men all turned matrimony-minded? We'd like to hear some preaching, too. Scribulus Twenty-One One fellow thinks that you have to be a big bad bouncer to get along with a beautiful soph, but he's mistaken; all you have to be is a dress salesman. I'd like to tell a certain girl that all it takes to have a lot of friends is a smile for everyone. The sophomore class president's heart isn't broken the smile wasn't there. There is a certain fellow on Weber's football team who thought the team couldn't make the grade without him. He should be told that it takes eleven men, not one, to make a football team. M. Something To Write Home About Dear Pal: Students are much more serious about their education this year. Every day some student may be heard to say, "Let's go over to the College Inn and study." It only goes to show that studies are rapidly becoming an essential part of our college education. When I first entered college I became so serious that after only two weeks I had definitely proved that "Cotton Gin" wasn't a stimulating beverage. Just the other day a professor asked the class if they had any questions, then jokingly added that maybe they didn't know enough about the subject to ask questions. It pays to be serious about our college education because after we are out of college anyway, we men what could be more satisfying than to walk down the street bulging with intelligence while our wives work in fifteen cent stores ? Weber has its distinction. Most colleges are said to be like stale bread a four year loaf. However, as Weber is a two year college, and not one to be outdone, the students do their part by loafing twice as hard. Sincerely, Wendell Seppich buy in good taste AT "The Gift Center" B. & B. Clothes Shop 350 25th STREET OGDEN BRITTAN'S 2459 WASHINGTON AVENUE distinctive apparel AT POPULAR PRICES Specializing for the junior miss The Smart Co-Ed Patronizes Winnie Honnold BEAUTY SHOP 2431 Washington Avenue for her individual hair style PHONE 82