Twenty-Two Scribulus "LET'S GO TO TOWN" WITH GENTS' FURNISHINGS XMAS GIFTS GALORE AT THE COLLEGE MEN'S STORE Hoggons MEN'S DUDS THE LIFE OF A TURKEY Once apon a time thier was a little boy, hes was at the age of 10, he went for a walk one day and he found a deserted farm house he was hunting around and saw a egg steaming he watched it and suddenly out poped a baby turky he decided to live in this house he raised a big garden with all vegetables and lived their happy the turkey was 1 yer. old that day and the boy was 19. Years past till he was 18 he finally seen a good lookin dame and started falling for her they were madly in love so they got morried, soon they had a kid, and the turky was still alive this kid was having fun with the turkey then thanksgiving came the old turky was on the block ready to lose his bean (head) the next day on the platter was old mister turkey they gulped him down with terrific speed and thats the end. Anon. REFLECTIONS Life is only a minute compared to eternity; but how long, sometimes, seem the seconds! A friend is not one who will share your troubles with you, but one who will amend your troubles for you. Great is he who has wisdom, but greater is he who uses it. A bad deed is like a ball attached to rubber. It always comes back. The sane act so insanely; how sane the insane must be. It isn't a survival of the fittest; it's a survival of who knows how to get there first. The man who dares is the man who wins. Emily Merrill Scribulus Twenty-Three WHAT A FRIEND CAN DO To feel the warmth of friendship true, To know that someone else cares, too, Brings faith in God and lends bright zest To buoy sweet joy within your breast. To realize that all you do Would matter to the friend you knew Yields courage when you face the world To carry high your flag unfurled. To cherish deep-felt loyalty Through life in its entirety Inspires the best within your soul To mount still higher, near the goal. To know the comfort of a friend Brings strength that you, yourself, would lend To any one along the way To profit him, in turn, some day. Emily Merrill. A GOOD SIDESON Wy a good sideson shood have self-control because a good sideson shood: have selfcontrol if a boy or girl was to walk along the street and start halluring the pople around of the street would thing that thiar was somthing rong with the boy or girl, and if one wer in his seat a studding his or her lesson and almost all of the kids begain halluring the boy or girl thot was studding his or hers lesson it would be impasoble for one to studie. I think a good sideson would not make a lote of nose when he is in school or not. Anon. Phyllis Barker: Soph tall. Loves the social whirl and all that. S. S. (shoulder sobber). Not responsible for Pledges. Tch, tch. Beverly Harris: Another tall Soph. Can sing like Caruso. Is still yearning. Ambition Amateur Hour. Beverly Hall: Ruby lips green eyes soft, brown hair. Dances her life away my, but that's fine. Studies astronomy at night ... So they say. Every City Has One Jeweler That Is Admittedly "Tops" IN OGDEN IT'S Anderson & Co. JEWELERS SENSIBLE GIFTS, SMART DRESSES OR COATS at THE NADINE 2319 WASHINGTON AVENUE buy useful gifts What would be more useful and do more good in years to come than a good typewriter. We carry Underwood, Remington and Royal. All Prices Everything for Every Sport. KAMMEYER'S 355-24th St. Ogden