oT i tS relating stories one about of his Texas. his A minor hair— Said was the ! sergeant: "The desert stretcned out on all sides, I raised by rifle--it went off with a crack and there ahead of me lay a dead bear." The lady asked: cn long had it been sli First Old think of MC. Second Maid: I shiver a handsome Old Maid: every young And man here I thinking you had St. Vitus these have dear," "Those exclaimed must be Ollie: "Why Silas?" Silas: "I our are the I been all a rural astonished shock you Squeezed out paste and had a hard back in the tube," A drunk watched lady. this too time morning, much "iy cnter a revolv- it GI: "Say, whatever old fashioned girls a boy Kissed them?! Wilios ° SHS: "Whatever ioned boys who happened who: became made to fainted when of the old fash- them faint, wife, Tusband, till he "Wear, tad matam; uBless you, woman, "nor know Tow to 's wouldn!t rest one," dear," went I cidn'!t know the violin," that no, on the visitor, hkir. ma'am," can 'e, wind it Gibson said "but could the why, 'e don't up yet," play ANSWERS TO Le a "I'm so glad, sitting quietly and not he has his twins, old even daddy watching his fingers." : 4 NO; | 7. At night’ (due to ‘atmospheric condi- nap," Ttrins : "Yes, mummy, we're cigarette burn down to his day. he 3A Ge Vee. you're disturbing Lose YANK TZ 2-e Animal. 3. Washington, be vother: walle a man tooth- getting "And to whom does this lovely violin belong?" Asked the visitor of the cotter's . ing door, As the coor swung around, a pretty girl stepred out. "Darned good trick," he muttered, but I don't shee how that guy changed: hish clothes so fast," troops}" late to be on his aheliad about her new furnishings and etc, pur-_ chased a cuspidor, hoping that the hint would prove successful. But he kept depositing on either side of tne new addition; SE a would move it tO the left e vould hit the right and visa versa, inally the issues got right down to Srass. tacks, and he fine ally said, "Listen, 818, if. you don't quit moving thet damn thing, one of these times I'li miss, and spit rignt Ath ok stream where a company of soldiers was enjoying the refreshing experience of a cool swim, The lack of pathing trunks was fairly obvious. "Oh visiting his ‘yd married sister This particular minor was fond aw e the nasty habi , of "Chewing." So-= kept depositing on the rug, as aC he forgot that he vas supposed good behavior, His sister, years. dear old lady was passing of Kentucky, Lh<i of kissing dance hills arp A time from the —_ while raising sergeant met cA match the cae Bi a recent shindig 55 At UF 1 JTHUE > tio ned &, Emil Jannings, 9. Braddock, 10, The National | ( League.