little son asked , . MAN e "Yes, there is too, ' Johnnie says, "And LP, what's more, he's up there eairata the closet right now" So the man goes upstairs, a little an. xiously, and opens the closet door, Sure cnough, there is his good friend Sam from Czechoslovakia, his father: "Father, what is courage?" "Courage, my son," answered Goebbels, German aviators onions Nis when our bomb London!" ; ItAnd what is cowardice?" Nihen the British bomb Berliin " into you and any experience?" To which she replied: one last night," ~*° "I had a funny there And then her anc was fal who thought the boy friend dropped bombs on night clubs because he told was‘a When dive I was taprooms her he studied The cooties have plied," Now long have pase beén marrled?" "About five years. "Did she make hima 2odd wife?" "No; but she made him an awfully good husband," has been awarded I was "Perhaps grunted $2,000 shouldn't as valuable for the loss have thought of ‘ a wife ning up bills takes and her TO YAN All are 6, Head, untold throat jumping at "It all : comes | 4 agony when and cannot run- conclusions. she talk ; .IZ of Cater-corne on. 9, Warren 10. Under. nuts, hands 8, Smaller, by | oe names heart, | in taxpnyer heey a It has a full set of lower Lo Yes, and upper tevtn but no front teeth in the upper just in the lower. 24 Dimpled ball. 3. The front, 7, exercise in- that," Pr polceat remarked little the wind changed: to me now,!! A woman suffers ‘has an inflamed about it. 5, it," husband, Many forgetful when back to he 37 a as that." she kept her husband under her whiz! ANSWERS the wife, read"that a woman "I see, dear," remarked ing from her newspaper, a thumb, | Has it come in-the "Well, they added to our troubles, subtracted: from our pleasures, divided our’ coer hah ty and oh how they multi- thumb memory—" "Goe we a ruvicw began recently terrupted the voiee of the rear of the hall. orny, closet of his accomplishments by telling his audience, "Now I am going to tax your bomber. cootie arithmetic,” "Cootie arithmetic - what to do’ with arithmetic?* you from And now repay me by hiding in the scaring my little boy§" A candidate to passage ‘Didntt I rescue of Adolf Hitler? from Europe? the clutches A local Blonde applied at our station for a job, She was asked: "Have you furnish your I Didn't bursting do this couid you "How tears, almost cries, ne Sam," "Why, me? had no there's a -bogey- as thing sucn YQu ra don't talk bona Jonnniie, know Goeobelts ‘ | bedroom," "Oh, in Mamats nG a one been there's "Pop, e+ home after a few days! by his little boy: A man returning absence was met G,. Harding. ond health. *