rea pee eee f > SCRAPS FROM YE RUMMAGING EDITOR*S SCRAPBOOK TURES ' MOST AMAZING COLLECT! TALS@READe" THE ON OF FOLLOWING BUILD. BiG TEPEES OF THE: PLOW LAND. * KEEP" GRASS&e BUFFALO EAT GRASS. INDIAN T1DeBITS TO@, NO BUILD DAM, NO-GIVE DAM, ALL TIME EAT. NO-HUNT JOB, NO HITCHH}KE. NO ASK RELIEF. NO SHOOT PIG. GREAT SPIRIT MAKE GRASS, INDIAN NO WASTE ANYTHING, JNDIAN NOWORK, WHITE MAN CRAZY, | ! | PROHIBITION IN HE wae ARE PREw US LAUGHS| MARR Se EAT BUFFALO.» H1DE. MAKE TEPER, MOCCASING 1 HAD 12 BOTTLES OF WHISKY JN MY CELLAR “AND MY WIFE MADE ME EMPTY THE CONTENTS OF EACH AND QUARTERMASTER EVERY (fe: LATE TO GET ‘IN wiTH SECTIONAL _ REPORTS) BOTTLE DOWN 00 AS MY WIFE THE SINK, DESIRED SO | PROGEDED AND WITHORE® FROM THE FIRST BOTTLE, TO: THE CORK ~ 4 6 Le gels POURED THE CONTENTS We DOWN THE SINKS WITH THE EXCEPTION OF -‘ONE GLASS, WHICH 1 ‘DRANK, | | Brin | THEN WITHDREW THE CORK FROM THE SECOND. BOTTLE AND DID LIKEWISE, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ONE GLASS, WHICH -| ‘DRANK, | EXTRACTED. THE tte BEMBERG «HAS A NEW ASSIG SNMENT AND WE - ARE VERY SORRY TO SEE HIM LEAVE OUR SECTION AS HE HAS BEEN A VERY FINE OFFICER: TO WORK FOR, LN CORK FROM THE THIRD THAT HE 1S THE OLD BOOZE BOTTLE, H1S EMPTIED .THE GooD. DOWN THE BOTTLE, EXCEPT A GLASS, THE GLASS, | DRANK SOME, | PULLED ANO DRANK WILLIAMS NOW RIGHT MAN SITS AND FOR THE AND WE JOB, HOPE THAT FEEL WE HE WELw WILL INVENTORY CONTROL | PULLED THE NEXT BOTTLE OUT OF MY THROAT AND POURED THE SINK DOWN THE | BOTTLE LT, THE SINK OUT OF THE NEXT CORK AND POURED THE SOTTLE DOWN MY NECK. PLACE COME. HIM TO OUR SECTION ENJOY BEING HERE, WHICH} DEVOURED, {| PULLED THE CORK FROM THE FOURTH SINK AND POURED THE BOTTLE DOWN THE CORK, LIKEABLE, | CAPABLE, AND A GOOD LEADER AND CAME AROUND AND | HAD 74, -AND. AS-THE HOUSES . ORGANIZER 16 THE UNANIMOUS OPINION OF ALL PERe SONNEL, OF THE: |NVENTORY CONTROL BRANCH, AND ;WE ALL FEEL’ THAT WE LOSEA FRIEND AS WELL AS OUR LEADER ON THE DEPARTURE. OF MAJOR ABRAHAMSON FROM THE DEPOT TO HIS NEW ASSIGNMENT. GOD CAME SPEED, WELL, | HAD. "EM ALL EMPTIED AND THE HOUSE WHICH WERE WITH ONE 34, $0 AROUND’ | HAND AND COUNTED COUNTED f—EM ALL COUNTED, * CRAZY, "STUFF=THESE=MOR= | WAR, EVEN PRE#REPEAL, AND THEY MADE sO we ARE PASSING. THEM ONe Us , Le a aie ‘ih MEN PLOW HibLhke WATER | WASH. WIND BLOW SOIL, GRASS. ALL GONE. . SQUAW GONE, PAPOOSE TOO. NO PIG, NO CORN, ‘NO HAY, NO. COW, NO PONY, NDIAN NO. IN THE DESK OF AN EDITOR 16 ALw. J WAYS A REFRESHING AND ENLIGHTENING WAY SPENDING A RAINY AFTERNOON, ONE FINDS SHOW: wHITe THEM... | STEADIED COUNTED THE BOTTLES, tEM-AGA!N WHEN’ TMEY FINALLY J . HAD | PROCEDED.TO WASH THE BOTe TLES, BUT AS | COULD NOT GET THE BRUSH SIDE THE BOTTLES, | TURNED THEM INSIDE AND WASHED AND WIPED THEM ALL AND WENT STAIRS AND TOLD MY OTHER HALF ALL ABOUT | HAD DONE, BOYS, { *VE GOT THE WIFEST NICE INTHE WORLD, ~ | a MAJOR, CONTINUOUS 1New OUT UPs WHAT LITTLE ins _MRSe AND WE ALL SUCCESSFUL LAMBSON, WISH YOU..A LONG AND LIFEs ... 1S VACATIONING. 1N CALIFORNIA’ © WELCOME BACK, LT. BOOKMILLER, ASSIGNED. TO OUR BRANCH, RECENTLY REw A SPEEDY RECOVER 18 WISHED TO THOMAS DAVIS» HURRY BACK, DAVE. PITY THE POOR- WHITE: MAN? °.¥ SUBSISTENCE EXPERIENOF CE. THE OKLAHOMA, FARMER«STOCKe MAN HAS APPEARED IN AT LEAST TWO NESRASKA NEWS PAPERS: THE FARM PAPER PUBLISHED TWO. PICTURES, ONE OF A DILAPIDATED HOUSE, THE OTHER OF A A PRIZE WAS OFFERED FOR WASHED@AWAY FIELD. TION WENT WHIZZING ON LAST WEEK AS MAJOR SHEEHAN MADE &_ "Fast" QUT "EFFECTIVE" BUSINESS THE. BEST TRIP (TO.A ESSAY BASED ON PHOTOGRAPHS, CHEROKEE. 1NDIAN WHO WROTE: THE EVER MOVING {T WENT "BOTH PCa. TO CALIFORNIA, BACK, ~- 17 = ti? EVENTS OF SUBSISTENCE SECe WE'RE GLAD TO HAVE YOU