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A collection of yearbooks from Weber Academy which comprise the years 1905 to 1918. Included in the yearbook are photographs of students, class officers, faculty, Board of Education, athletics, and departments within the academy. It also contains sections on the clubs and organizations within the Academy, literary pages, student poetry, and advertisements from local businesses |
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Show Barber-"Getting pretty thin on top, sir. Ever use our Miracle Hairgrower?" Customer-"Oh, no! It wasn't that that did it." Art B.-"Say, I can sing shortstop." Eph-"How's that?" Art B.-"Well, I sing between second and third base (bass). Dry Joke. (To farmer in arid west)-:"How would you like to see it rain, Hiram ?" Farmer-"Don't care anything about it myself, but I've got a boy six years old that would like to see it rain." Teacher-"Willie, what is the shape of the earth ?" Willie-"Round." Teacher-"How do you know?" Willie-"Well, it's square, then. I don't want to start any argument." "I see some fellow swam over the Niagara Falls in a barrel." "In a barrel? Didn't he have a bathing suit?" What Our Students Think. Visitor-"Do you suport your school paper?" Junior-"No, it has a staff." Billy-"Papa, has gooseberries legs?" Papa-"Why no, my son." Billy-"Well, then, I've swallowed a caterpillar." Kate Squires (looking at the fashion book)-"These ladies must walk on crutches." First you take a little iron, Then mix some sulphur well, A little heat will make complete. And then you add some HC1 The mixture boils, and black becomes, It forms a seething mess. And everyone within a mile. Can smell that H2S |