TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT ADVICE “You'll get more mileage in life, if you never shift your mouth into high gear until you’re sure your brain is turning over.” DO YOU KNOW ANYONE Blushes like Lorene Barker? Can stand on his feet like Ed WHO— Wade? Attracts the girls like Lyle McLean? Is as bashful as Lou Zito? Can tell the truth like Mr. Himes? Has pretty ringlets like Miss Daniels? Likes HOT DOGS Receives as much NEITHER as well as Carl Taylor? benefit from a rabbit as Coach DO WE! Ballif? A Sophomore is a silly dunce who cannot learn a thing at once; but still in one small year he'll rise—to be a Junior—very wise. HAPPY THOUGHTS I saw a man I said: HAPPY pulling his arms THOUGHT—*“They off trying to get on a new pair of boots, so are too small, and you will never be able to get them on until you have worn them a spell.” I heard a young lady from Riverdale praising the sun, so I said: HAPPY THOUGHT—*The sun may be very good, but the moon is a good deal better, for she gives us light in the night when we need it, while the sun only shines in the daytime, when it is light enough without it.” I saw two men shoot an eagle, and as it dropped HAPPY THOUGHT—“You would have killed him.” might have saved your on the ground, I said: powder, for the fall alone A poor, sick man with a mustard plaster on him, said: HAPPY THOUGHT— “If I should eat a loaf of bread, I’d be a live sandwich.” Joe: “Had a terrible time with my Lyle: “Yeh?” flivver.” Joe: “Yes, I bought a carburetor that saved 30 per cent of gas, a timer that saved 50 per cent, and a spark plug that saved 20 per cent, and after I went ten miles my gas tank overflowed.” Teacher: “ Who was the greatest general in France?” Jimmie M.: “General Foch.” , Teacher: “Right. Now, who was a German general?” Jimmie: “Hindenburg.” Teacher: “Very the American 8 general?” ee good. Who wasf “General a Jimmie (thinking 5 very , hard): Motors.’ | Bryce: Melvin: “I wonder why they say Amen and not Awomen, “They sing hymns and not hers, stupid.” Melvin?”