14 THE ACORN AMBIGUOUS. Brown "They're going to hang daddy's picture on the wall, but they must first kalsomime it." Oh yes, a barber must have been at Wintle's hair it looks simply bar-ber-ous. Every school has a Roland for an Oliver, but here, we have a Roy for an Olive. Johnson "What is an air castle?" Thompson "Why, that's an air ship or a flying machine." Prof. Lind (In Physics) "What is lighter than air? "A balloon." "What will you sell this chicken for?" asked a young housewife of a smart New York butcher. "I'll sell him for a profit ma'am." "Oh, I don't want to buy Prophets and Patriarchs. Nothing older than tender Priests take in our house." Ex. A man who was sentenced to be hung, was visited by his wife, who said: "My dear, would you like to have the children see you executed?" "No," he replied. "That's just like you," she said, "you never wanted the children to have any enjoyment." Ex. Prof. Terry (In Theology) "Austin, tell what you know about Joshua." Wintle "I know how to josh away the time." Hammocks Hammocks After Graduation a Book to read, a Hammock to rest in while you read. Both supplied by Ross Book Store Photography The Latest in Every Branch. Colodio Carbons. Aresto Platino Platinums Group work a specialty. H. H. Thomas, 2457 Washington Ave. One-third off to Graduates and Students. Louis Weber, Perry Annex, Washington Ave., Ogden, Utah. PHOTOGRAPHER. Portrait Artist and Manager of the Model Studio. Entrance at Big Clock. Sole Agents for Anthracite. Shurtliff &Co DEALERS IN Coal of all Kinds. Office: 2407 Washington Avenue, Telephone 18K. Yard: 2041 Washington Avenue, OGDEN, UTAH. STRONG & GARFIELD J. E. TILT and E. P. REED SHOES. Wear Good, Look Good, Are Good. Z.C. M. I. Sole Agents. Laughlin Fountain Pen Is the peer of all pens and has no equal anywhere. Just the right thing for graduates SMALLEY, the Jeweler The Hess Steam Bakery Is doing business now at their new, modern equipped Bakery OPPOSITE FIRE STATION. Grant Avenue, Between 25th and 26th Our Screens Will Keep out the Flies. Can Furnish all Sizes. The Eccles Lumber Company, OGDEN. SELESS to try to beat our outing suits. We sell the kind that retains shape. Each one guaranteed. Prices, $7.50 to $15.00. THE TOGGERY.