21 ACORN Bro. Wilson "Give an example of a descriptive pronoun." Verna O. "The moon which rose above the mountain, was full that night." Bro. Manning was talking about the close of a letter. Elda "Would it be all right to say 'I am yours?'" Bro. Manning "Yes, in your case it would." Eva B. (opening one eye and looking at the clock that was nearing the hour of eight) "Well, if some one doesn't soon call me, I'll be late for school." One night, following a rather strenuous day, Fred had a dream. He was communicating with Skinney. Fred "Well, what kind of hours are you having down there, Skinney?" Skinney "O! fine; there's lots of work, but many to do it. How is it up there?" Fred "O, hard, there aren't many and you see each morning we have to take in the moon and stars and put out the sun, then at night we have to put out the stars and moon and take the sun in." Skinney "Well, I'll tell the rest of the Seniors about it." Pauline, Malan had been showing her table cloth to some of the students. Alta (to Earl W. "Don't you wish you were going to marry Pauline? Look what a fine table cloth she has." Anna C. "Oh, I'm going to make one." Victor Critchlow (in Theology) "You ought to have been at church yesterday, the sermon was a wonder." Sadie "So I heard. Who was telling you?" NYE'S MEN'S AND BOYS' APPAREL IN THE ECCLES BUILDING ACORN 22 Don't worry. Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. Thomas Widdison "I'll bet you five plunks that I can run around that track in less than a minute. Has anyone a stop watch?" Harry Newman "You don't want a stop watch! Who's got a calendar." Ex. Pete (to Frank) "Good morning, Colonel." Frank "Why call me Colonel? I don't belong to the army." Pete "Because you look like the inside of a nut." Miss McKay (explaining "Merchant of Venice" to the Freshies) "Yes, indeed, the way Lorenzo felt is certainly the way one feels when in love--(blushing) Oh, I mean the way they felt in all the love stories I have ever read." Home of HOLEPROOF HOSIERY and the OGDEN SPECIAL Shoe Oh Andrew, Oh Andrew, Take care of your feet, And keep them out From under my seat. Bro. Manning (in Zoology) "How many sexes are there?" Selma "Three." Bro. Manning "Three. What are they?" Selma "The male sex, the female sex, and the insects." Printing, Binding Good Stuff J. O. Woody Printing Co. 2465 Washington Ave. Phone 850