26 ACORN Miss Cleghorn "Miss Florence, where is Miss Myrtle?" Florence-"She isn't here." Miss Cleghorn"Why?" Florence "O, I made some pie Saturday and" Kate Jones "I want to subscribe for the Acorn." Myrtle "Well, Gilbert isn't here." Kate "Can't you write out a prescription without him." Bertha "Wilford, did Prin. Henderson get after you when you went home?" Wilford W. "No, I went out backward and he thought I was coming in." The "Geology Students" Soliloquy. To go or not to go That is the question. Whether 'tis better policy to take notes from Dr. Lind for 45 minutes or by slurring to be placed upon the exclusion list, thereby incurring the wrath of Mrs. Kunz? Dr. Lind's class: Mrs. Kunz's lectures: "Which one? 'Tis but to choose between two kinds of misery. Prof. Hansen "To observe the detail surroundings of a city one should climb some mountain or tower." Ed. B. "That's the way T did when I visited Hooper." She said to write a Phunism, I wished I had a gun. She said, "Make hay in sunshine? There wasn't any sun. Lind "The hot air rises and goes up." Student-"I wish he would get hot." Prof. Jensen (absently) "Get your slates and work the next problem." Prof. Jensen (taking Prof. Cowle's class) "Please stand all that are absent." Miss Engstrom (calling the roll) "Leroy Dance. Leroy Jackson "I would, but I daren't here." Prof. Henderson "I look forward to the time when all the girls shall wear the same dress." ACORN 27 Hansen (in arithmetic, discussing masonary) "What is a perch?" Elmer Green "A perch is a thing that a chicken roosts on." Mr. Fowles (in class meeting) "Shall we have a boy on that committee ?" Students "Yes." Fowles "All right, Miss Poulter, you act. Morgan McKay (in Physics) "Why doesn't it rain on a clojt.ly night?" Dr. Lind "The cause is explained very nicely in different encyclopedias." These Jokes aren't funny, You can tell at a glance, But if you can do better, Right here is your chance. A MAN OF LAW. "What are they moving the church for?" "Well, stranger, I'm mayor of these diggin's, an' I'm fer law enforcement. We've got an ordinance that says no saloon shall be nearer than three hundred feet from a church. I give 'em three days to move the church." - Ex. "Arthur says it's going to be awful cold tomorrow." "Arthur who?" "Arthur-mometer." Kasius before the Acorn Party 2 o'clock A. M.