Phunisms O! wise indeed was that great man, Who made the first door bell; But wiser far is he who sends The knockers all to (well). "Dam it," exclaimed the worthy Prof. Porter as he sat on a tack. Every one filling out the blank correctly may have one year's subscription to "The Acorn" by paying $0.75 to the business manager before Jan. 1, 1912. Miss Cleghorn "What is an idiom?" Ina Poulter "Feminine of idiot." Miss McKay-"What part of today's lesson most impressed you?" Bertha W. "It's length." Prof. Hart (in theology) "What was the curse put upon Eve?" Verna Malan "She had to mind Adam." Pete "Burns wrote the 'Satter's Cotterday night.'" ACORN 25 Psychology, psychology, is such a pleasant study. It tells you why Your eyes get dry, And why your brains get muddy; I study it at morning, And afternoon, and then, Prof. Jensen keeps me in, To study it again. Clix (presiding in class meeting) "Are you ready for the question?" Grace Smith "I certainly am." Ina (in theology) "Say, girls, I think Adam was a big coward, because when the Lord asked him why he partook of the fruit, he said because Eve gave it to him." Bertha "Oh, well, that's just like a man anyway." An old saying "You can always tell where a boy's girl lives by the road he frequents most." Then Dr. Lind's girl must live in the hills. Violet C. (in Chem.) "Dr. Lind, where is the consecrated hydraulic acid?" Miss C.-"Fatness and laziness go hand in hand." If this be true our Student Body President is sure a worker. Prof. Lind's (deer) smiling face, No more the students see The stuff he drank for H2O, Was mere HNO3. Etta (thinking seriously in sewing "Have any of you girls a cork-screw?"