26 ACORN Above the hall there is a stair, Above the stair there is a box, And in the box there is a space Where students' jokes will find a place. Prof. Cowles "A dog has a leg on each corner." Principal Henderson (in Book of Mormon class) "How did Nephi get Laban's clothes?" Freshman "Got them while he was in swimming I guess." Prof. Ballantyne (in sight singing) "Let's put a cross around these notes." Junior to Freshman "Are you going to the dancing matinee?" Freshman "I may go to the matinee, but I won't stay for the dance." Prof. Porter"Martin Luther almost killed the devil when he threw his ink bottle at him." Ezra Jones (standing behind Porter with an ink bottle in his hand) "Shall I finish him, boys?" Morgan "How did Adam feel after the fall?" Lew Brown (aside) "He was all skinned up." Prof. Lind (who was talking to Miss Larkins in the sewing room) "Say, Zina, if we leave this blind up will the mountain peak (peek)?" Lorenzo Richards "Prof. Henderson, what is the meaning of Hell fires?" Prof. Henderson "You seem extremely interested." Why is it always cold in the Freshie's room?" Because they are fresh from Greenland. ACORN 27 Miss Cleghorn "In this theme we need a colon after biscuits, a comma after dinner and what mark of punctuation do we need before bed time?" Pete "Mr. President, we'll wear our sweaters on the outside also." Irvin "I didn't intend to swallow mine, Mr. President." "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." Our teachers don't believe in this, 'Cause they love the absent students Like we love the 'sclusion list. Bright Freshman "'Vanity Fair' is the story of a very vain girl who had a good complexion." Pete "The Council of future years have always held their meetings in this room." Alta W. "Where does 'shock' come in the alphabet?" Teacher "If you could go anywhere you choose, where would you go and what would you expect to see?" Freshman "I would like to go to Boston to see the tea party." Ed. "There are tides on the Pacific as high as heaven." Taking Notes in Geology. After Dr.' Lind had been giving notes for about ten minutes, Mark Critchlow said: "What was the first word?" Josephine Wade (after Mrs. Reeder had finished calling the roll) "You did not call Arthur Grix's name, Mrs. Reeder." As Pete was elevated to the shoulders of the students at the station, Ingles said: "There's the president now." Gibson "Well, he must have been using a patent fat reducer."