EXCHANGE Our old friends are reappearing one by one and adding their familiar names to our new exchange list, We gladly welcome them back and shall warmly greet the new ones who chance to come our way. It is by your aid that we hope to improve our paper. The Trinitarian of Trinity University, Waxahachie, Texas, was received and read with intense interest. It certainly reflects credit upon the publishers. The literary and exchange departments appeal to us as being exceptionally strong. Trinitarian, we hope you will visit us regularly. We are pleased to acknowledge the arrival of The High School Student, Newport News, Va. Your literary material is certainly interesting. Don't you think a few cuts might add to your attractiveness? Student Rays, we are glad you have succeeded in finding a staff artist. We received the following ex- changes this month. The High School Student, Newport News, Va.; Star of the Gulf, Tampa, Fla.; Utah Eagle, Ogden, Utah; The Chronicle, Salt Lake, Utah; S. H. S. Review, Shamokin, Pa.; Student Life, Heber City, Utah; and The Crimson, Logan, Utah. Red and Black, we are glad you have found your way back to us again. We hope you will be regular in your visits. A young theologian named Fiddle Refused to accept his degree; "For," said he, "'tis enough to be Fiddle, Without being Fiddle D. D." Teacher: Didn't I tell you to be prepared with your history lesson? And here you are unable to repeat a word of it, Scholar: I didn't think it was necessary, Sis. I've always heard history repeats itself. Treddy was saying his evening prayers. Kneeling down by his mother's knee, he began: "Now I THE ACORN 19 lay me dowrn to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep." he paused. "If" his mother prompted. "If he hollers let him go; enie, menie, mi-niemo." Little Willie from the mirror Sucked the mercury all off, Thinking in his childish error It would cure his whooping cough. At the funeral Willie's mother Smartly said to Mrs. Brown: "'Twas a chilly day for William, When the mercury went down." LOCALS Miss Cleghorn: Mr. Evans, where was the battleship "Gloucester?" Lawrence: I dont know, but I saw a suspicious looking fellow behind our barn. Professor Bradford's discovery-Pea corn, Pop nuts, Chewing can, and Gumdy. Students had better look out when Principal McKendrick begins throwing things at them in Devotional. Especially suggestions. Stevens (in German): What if the noun doesn't end in "e"? Prof. Harker: Then you don't drop it. Prof. Bradford: Martha, what is a cylinder? Martha S.: It's a thing with two round ends and is quite tall.