19 ACORN Vera (explaining her tardiness in English to Bro. Wilson) "I had to go down to the sewing room--" Bro. Wilson (who had seen Vera and Carl holding hands (?) in the hall) "Did Carl go with you?" Elda (speaking to Myrtle Cantwell) Oh, Myrtle, you did just fine. We were in the choir and couldn't hear you." Verna Oborn was attending a dance after a debate. At the encore of one of the dances, a boy asked her for that dance. "Why this is only the rebuttal," said Verna. Mrs. Shurtliff (in English) "Don't make love to a girl while in school." Deo. Crandall (out loud) "Take notes." SEE THE "LEWIS JEWELRY COMPANY" MEDAL FOR PUBLIC SPEAKING IN OUR WINDOW. We are Presenting this to the Weber Academy. J. S. LEWIS & CO., Jewelers She "What? With all your debts you bought an auto?" Bro. Barker "Yes, that's the reason I had to have some way of escaping my creditors." A little boy was sitting behind a bald-headed man at church, who was scratching the fringe of hair on one side of his bald pate. The old gentleman kept it up so long that at last the little boy became interested and, leaning over, said: "Say, Mister, you'll never catch him there. Why not run him out in the opening?" Selected. Easter Sundaes The Very Latest in Ice Cream and Candy is as much to be desired as new easier bonnets. Hudson Chocolate Shop 2419 Hudson Ave. olie reeve, Prop. ACORN 20 Bro. Manning fin rehearsal) "Dress rehearsal tomorrow at 7:30." Flo. Browning "We don't have to dress, do we?" Bro. Manning "I think it would be more of an inspiration if you would dress." Elwood Winters- "He lies." J. W. (after kissing Flo. B.) "Gee whiz! I got enough flower that time, Florence, to mix a batch of bread." A SAVINGS ACCOUNT IS THE FIRST STEP TO WEALTH Gertain Success will follow saving. The great men of every country the world's leaders in every line unite in saying this. Read their own words: "Save young man, and become respectable and respected. It is the surest way." Benjamin Franklin. "Teach economy, that is one of the first and highest virtues. It begins with saving money." Abraham Lincoln. "The man who cannot and does not save money, cannot and will not do anything else worth while." Andrew Carnegie. 4% Interest on Savings Accounts at the UTAH NATIONAL BANK OF OGDEN South East Corner 24th St. and Wash. Ave. Bro. Barker "I would give a thousand dollars to know the place where I am going to die." Grace M. "What good would that do?" Prof. Barker "Sure, I'd never go near that place." May Brother Wilson always have good luck And may joy ever attend him, Read the first letter in every line, You will see why these wishes we send him. TOO MUCH STUDY may ruin your eyes unless properly fitted with glasses. You get the right kind here. J. T. RUSHMER, Optimetrist and Optician.