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A collection of yearbooks from Weber Normal College which comprise the years 1919 to 1923. Included in the yearbook are photographs of students, class officers, faculty, the Board of Trustees, athletics, and departments within the college. It also contains sections about the clubs and organizations within the Academy, literary pages, student poetry, and advertisements from local businesses. |
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Show SHUPE & CARSTENSEN Dancers DeLuxe Originators of the "Flatfoot Gallop" Shimmy Lessons Payable in advance prices-Enough Open for Engagement at Carnivals, Fairs, Benefits, Etc. Limited Number of Pupils Accepted. Latest Strangle Holds Demonstrated. Address-Minerva Cafe Phone-812 Many ANNOUNCEMENT! The Boilermakers Assn. will present MR. GOLDEN BINGHAM, Weber's Lark, in a Benefit Concert at Lorin Farr Park, April 1, 1920. The Boiler-room Band, including the Riveieers, Anvilists, Sledge-hammerers, Etc., will accompany. NOISE is our motto. Transportation fur- nished free-street car out; ambulance in. HELOVA NOISE, Secretary Has Love Passed You By Consult 1 MME. o GEORGIA V. TATE Successor to Bara, Dalton, Etc. If You Love See Me Plain and Fancy Vamping. All Varieties, Styles, Etc. Read my latest books on sub- ject: "Vamping as a Science"; "How to Roll the Eyes." $1 for one; both for nothing. My method is infallible - 15 years of success and only one failure. Address Korb Pool Hall. Phone I. O. U. One Don't Beat Your Wife ! Let Cyril Do the Dirty Work Have you an enemy? -Won't that uncle with a mil- lion die? -Do you want a "map" changed? If so, call and see us. Sandbagging, black-jacking and brass-knuckling our specialty. Quick action guaranteed. No messy jobs done. When we bury a guy he stays planted. Smack'em Dead Agency CYRIL EKINS Chief Soaker Prof. Lind-What must every ship have before it sails? Hickman-Water. Prof. Lind-Bally ass "That," says he, "is a garter snake." "That little thing?" says she. "Why it is ever so much too small!" The silence was broken by the crash of a falling pin. Bob-Just heard that they have found Columbus' bones. Frank-That's funny. I didn't know that he gambled. Golden-What would you give for a voice like mine? Wallace-Chloroform. Prof. Terry-Now all pay close attention as I am going to skip around rapidly. Dr. Lind-(in chemistry)-I shall now take some hydrochloric acid and--- Edling-That wouldn't be a bad idea. Ririe-I understand you had a light as- sault. Terry-Yes, I was knocked down with a lamp. Foutz (to lady friend)-Don't you think this is a lovely floor to dance on? She-Yes, but I wish you'd use it. Dixon (after an exam.)-I didn't see but one paper with that question answered. Shorten-I didn't see any. Mr. Tracy-What is a narrative? Maud-A narrative is a tale. Mr. Tracy-Give an example. Maud-Knickerbocker stepped on the cat's narrative. Dr. Lind-Why do they make test tubes out of glass? John Emmett-So that the students can see through the experiments. TRAMPING Grant-What do you say to a tramp around the park. Cora-I never speak to the horrid things. Bill-You sure are lucky Ken. Ken-How ja get that way? Why, if it was raining soup it would he my luck to have a fork. INFERNAL ACCIDENT Orval-When I don't catch the name of the person I've been introduced to, I ask if it's spelled with an 'e' or an 'i.' It generally works, too. Pat-I used to try that dodge myself un- til I was introduced to a young lady at a party. When I put the question about the 'e' or 'i' she flushed angrily and wouldn't speak the whole evening. Orval-What was her name? Pat-I found out later that it was-Hill. FATHER'S VIOLENCE Jack-Was her father violent when you asked for her hand? Joe-Was he? Great Scott! I thought he would shake my arm off. Agnes-Pat, lend me a handkerchief. Pat-One like you have? Agnes-No, a clean one. Leon-You're ripping! Georgia-Where ? Father-Were you out after 10 last night? Abbie-No, sir, I was only after one. Lew-What book helped you most this year? Stew-Dad's check-book. Jensen-What animal is it that sees its victim, sneaks up on it, and pounces on it unawares? Lottie-That isn't an animal; that's a teacher giving an unannounced test. ROYALTY She-Were you presented at court when you were in England? Doc-Yes, and had to pay a five-dollar fine. Brown-That fellow strokes that 'uke' as if he were stroking a fish. Shupe-Sure! He's stroking the scales. Jit-Got change for a dollar? Freshman Yes, sir. Jit-That's right. Lend me half. HE KNEW THE SIGNS Lois-Oh, father, how grand it is to be alive! the world is too good for anything. Why isn't every one happy? Father-Who is he this time? HAROLD LORNA |
