Phunisms TAKEN FROM FRESHMAN THEMES Mrs. Jones let a can-opener slip and cut Dr. Lind in the pantry. A boy threw a stone and hit Brother Beal in the alley. Bishop Ridges, while working on his neighbor's roof the day be- fore tomorrow, fell, striking himself on the back porch. While Bob Newman was escorting Miss Scowcroft home from a Frosh class party, a Savage dog attacked them and bit Mr. Newman on the public square. William Z.'s son was playing with a black cat recently and it scratched him on the veranda. Brother Young, while harnessing a broncho, was kicked just south of the corn crib. WE'LL SAY THAT IT IS SUMMER They are out in a canoe. She is still knitting, same as last winter. Suddenly she gets clever. Smiling, she looks overboard. "Oh," she cries prettily, "I've dropped a stitch!" She gazes perplexedly at the water. But he's clever, too. "I suppose," he grins, "you expect me to play pearl diver. CAPTAIN--CHARGE! RIBBON CLERK REGIMENT (in chorus)-Just a moment, please. Name and address? If the past of you write is you wrote Is the past of you bite U-boat? MARG-What did she kill him with? CLEONE-A corset steel. MARG-Rather a stay of execution, then. "I've just come back from the front in Egypt." "And did you see the Camel factory?"