Phunisms BOOK REVIEW "The Hygiene of Osculation," Russell Petty's recent contribution on this subject is fully illustrated by photos taken at his Twenty- seventh street laboratory. "The Power of Confidence" is a striking example of what a young man can accomplish in spite of natural handicaps. The author, Charles Linford, is to be congratulated. "Fussing Under Difficulties" promises to excel Frank Newman's earlier work, "Keep Them Guessing." MY DIARY Charles Horace Linford is my name. I hail from the city of Garland, which is honored because of me. Of late my knowledge has so expanded that I feel I should desert the farm and become a "business" man. No one in Weber can do business as good as I can. I was business manager of the Great Weber Herald, and I handled the cash end of the class play. The Finance Board should have been abandoned and the Board of Control should have allowed me to manage the Student Body funds. My intellectual ability is amazing. Had I wanted to I would have been on the school debating and oratory teams. When I was debating manager of my class I trusted to myself to win the debates from the other classes. My colleague, however, did not realize my native ability and wanted to outline the debate. We could not agree and so did not debate. Had he trusted to my impromptu flowery oratory we would have won the debating cup. No other student is as broad-minded as I am. If I think that the students should applaud or be boisterous in devotional it is all right. If I can see no occasion for applause or boisterous conduct, no one should.-C. H. L. "Here's the Have-beens, the Are-nows, and the May-bes." "The good die young. Here's hoping that you may live to a ripe old age."-Good Fellowship. "May we never have friends who, like shadows, keep close to us in the sunshine, only to desert us on a cloudy day or in the night."- -Good Fellowship. We are having a good many arguments at our office about the draft; somebody persists in leaving the door open. Maid O' Clover Ice Cream The Better Kind Manufactured by Mutual Creamery Company B. F. Thomas Printer- Wedding Cards Invitations Programs General Commercial Printing 2476 Washington Avenue Phone 147-J F. J. vicks Cashier S. G. Dye Ass't Cashier Security State Bank Ogden, Utah Fred J. Kiesel W. H. Shearman Frank J. Stevens J. C. Nye Joseph Williams C. H. Gosling President Vice President Vice President Vice President Vice President Vice President A young man with a good, practical edu- cation and habit of saving has secured the right-of-way to prosperity. -We pay 4 per cent on savings.