26 ACORN Ben "Jesse, why are you feeling in your pockets; have you lost or found anything?" Jesse "No; I just have what I started with." Ben "We haven't the holes of those doughnuts we started with." A Freshman Business Letter Ogden, Utah, Nov. 19, 1912. The American Kemicle Co., New York. We have just run out of them there goods. We sorry, but we will have some more in a few days and then we can supply you and be glade. Respectively yours, "A FRESHMAN." Professor McKay (in physiography) "What kind of days do we have?" Ben Young "Rainy days and sunny days." Miss Engstrom, walking down the aisle with the window pole in her hands. Terror-stricken Freshman "Oh! She ain't going to use that on us, is she?" Mrs. "A married couple should pull together like a team of horses." Mr. "Yes, they probably would if, like a team of horses, they had only one tongue between them." Ex. Hanson "Lindsay, do you ever go down to the garage to have your tank filled with gasoline?" Boyd "I never have my tank filled with gasoline." Miss Cragun "Name the different ways of keeping fruit." Student-"Drying, preserving and smoking." Miss Cragun-"What fruit can you smoke?" Student "Ham." Ben Henderson (on catching up with the geology students on their trip) "I thought you folks were going to stay with the crowd and here you are leaving me behind." ACORN 27 She "Women's minds are much clearer than men's." He "They ought to be; they are changed so often." Ex. First Student "I think the Acorn is just rotten." Second Student "You do? Well, what have you been doing for it?" Verna "Professor Cowles, I want to see you." Professor Cowles "Well, take a good look." A student who was knocking at the Golden Gate was answered by St. Peter. "I want to ask you a question first," said St. Peter. "Let 'er go," said the student. "Have you subscribed for the Acorn?" asked St. Peter. "No," answered the student. "Next elevator down, please," ordered St. Peter Dr. Lind (drawing a protractor) "How would you graduate it?" Minnie-"Give it a course in physics." Miss Jensen "What should be kept in the refrigerator?" Bright Girl "Poultry." We might be small but we have the Goods STIMSON'S LUNCH ROOM 2482 Washington Avenue THE COZY 326 Twenty-fifth Street Telephone 1801 J HARRY KORB, Prop. The Best in Everything CANDY ICE CREAM MILKSHAKES and Soft Drinks of all kinds