16 THE ACORN Purchases made Clark, from the Ogden Furniture Co., a cradle. For whom? Why, one of the little dolls at school, to be sure." Two niggers were standing by a fence. One was a big nigger, the other was a little nigger. The little nigger was the big nigger's son, but the big nigger was not the little nigger's father. What relation was she? Leonal "What is the moneyed value of an article?" Prof. Hansen "I didn't hear the money part." Leonal "You missed the best part." Miss Cleghorn "Wilford, it looks like there is something in your mouth, but of course there isn't, is there?" There is a Senior named Read. The best that his class ever see'd. That smile of his Can bring in the biz, When the Acorn is in need. Extreme admiration puts out the critic's eye. Well, I should say so! Yesterday one of the girls actually said that John Browning's hair was not red. Peter "It isn't as cold as it is, was it?" Arrested A Sophomore, now serving a one-year sentence as president of the Freshman class. Prof. McKendrick (to a freshman who was standing by the radiator in the hall) "For heaven's sake, child, get away from that radiator, can't you see your legs are beginning to warp?" Prof. Kerr "'Was ist der Haupstadt Ireland?" Cragun "Salt Lake." Stewart and Lelia went walking one day. "Stewart," said Lelia. "Come over and play." So Stewart went over and played all the day. Not even Vera could coax him away. L. E., "11. THE ACORN 17 IL'PENSEROSO. By the Sophomores: John Browning, who has tried so hard to compose yells and teach them to the class, has handed in his resignation. He is very busy with his studies and it is impossible for him to act longer. We regret very much his resignation and extend to him a hearty vote of thanks for his past labors. We appreciated the efforts of the Council and the Amusement Committee in giving the Alumni preference over us on the dance schedule. Quiz Which was the chaperon at the surprise party the other night, Clyde Clark or Haworth Roberts? Student (in geology) "Say, it's a wonder some old soaks are not petrified because they are always saturated." Greenwell "Yon mean pickled." Prof. Kerr (in ancient history) "Ella, do you think it would be a good plan to serve public dinners now, as was the custom at Athens in ancient times? Say, for instance, in the kitchen." Ella "Yes, I think it would be all right if they would be all right, if they would wash the dishes." Prof, (in German) "Was meint Schatz, Fraulein'" Miss Wright "My dear." Prof. "Yes, sweetheart." Prof. Ridges (in devotional) "Another bad habit our students are getting into is that of chewing gum. The adjusters ought to take this up." Prep. "All right, let's pass the hat." Prof. Hansen "Mr. Summerill, locate Heber City." Ray "It is on the eastern coast of Utah." Come one, Come all To the Senior Ball.