18 THE ACORN QUERY DEPARTMENT (Edited by Heck) Dearest Heck: My Ellen is trying to make a date with me. I never had such a thing and don't know how to act." Anxiously, ORLO INGLES. Dear Orlo: At the dance next Friday tell her that your parents object to your going out with her. You are too young to brave the terrors of Love. Paternally, HECK. Dear Heck: Has the Acorn Editor a bee in his bonnet? Is it possible that we are going to have a gym. if we make a fuss about it? Yours truly, BIRD SEED. Dear Bird Seed: Naturally, if the Student Body will make enough noise about it and arouse public sentiment, you will get your gym. Nobody will know your wants if you don't explain them. Yours, HECK. Dear Heck: Would you kindly inform us what hair vigor Gertrude Gilles and Bea Brewer use to produce their luxuriant locks? Yours anxiously, PROFS. HART AND BALLANTYNE. Dear Professors: Here is the formula, but don't ask such a hard one next time: Peruna 10% Oil of Lemon 10% Castoria 80% This also makes a delicious nerve tonic or a splendid furniture polish. Yours, HECK. THE ACORN 19 MUSIC The opening number of a series of musicales to be given during the winter season was given on December 15th in the lecture hall. The musicales are being arranged by Prof. Joseph Ballantyne, and will include numbers by the best musicians in the state. Selections will also be given by the Academy choir, band and orchestra. The second of the recitals was given on the 26th of January. The program was a most excellent one and was appreciated by the assembly guests and patrons of the Academy. Those to be especially mentioned are Horace S. Ensign and Miss Vera Van Dyke. The choir and orchestra were highly complimented by visiting musicians. These recitals have proved to be very popular and patrons of the Academy are anxiously looking forward to the third number of the series which will be given in the near future. Professor "You are the biggest fool here." Excited Student "Sir, you forget yourself." Ex.