Phunism There's no use to grumble and complain, But what else can a fellow do, When he prays, (dis) cusses, then prays again, And the phunisms are so few? Toone "What date will the twenty-first of February be on?" Prof. Barrett (In Geom) "Can a housewife use geometry in her work?" Violet Anderson "Not in cooking." Prof. Barrett "What about cooking a square meal?" Mabel "I see now why Ben is carrying such a lot of autumn leaves. You're going to take the bunch to Verna's, aren't you?" Ben "No, I would rather go there alone." "Lorenzo "What style is your hair done today, Vera?" Vera "We call this Bungalo fashion." Lorenzo "Well, your back porch is about to come off." Reta Ensign (in Zoology, picking up a clam shell) "Goodness sakes, I don't see how people eat these." A desirable young lady requests Prof. Barrett to remove his mustache, so as to be approached. It is worth while. Prof. Barrett "How many of you students have looked over the lesson?" Victor Critchlow "I overlooked it." ACORN 23 'Twas the night before the Hallowe'en ball And Fin was as cross as could be, For he didn't have a girl at all, Though he'd already asked two or three; But all of a sudden a mighty resolve Swept thru the big Junior's brain And he cried as he ran panting on the stair, "I'll try it, I'll try it again." With a desperate jerk he opened the door Where he knew was the girl of his choice(?) So raking up all the courage he had He screamed in a hysterious voice, "Say, Vera, I've hunted so long for you, "Have you got a date for the dance?" "Why, no, Fielding," she said, and her voice grew soft; "I've been waiting in here for a chance." Prep. "Do kids get expelled often here?" Teacher "No, only once." Dr. Lind"s geological world, "Little Cottonwood Canyon." Arba "Do you need some human beauty, David?" Eccles "Yes, I need one." Barlow "That was an unceremoneously hug, wasn't it?" Bertha "Brother Jensen was telling about crazy people in the asylum. You know he has been there twice and is going again.' Ina "Read that and turn over and read the other." Harold B. (in Theology) "Did the penitent woman wipe Jesus' feet with her real hair or did she use a rat?"