25 ACORN A Freshman Resolve To keep my head. To watch and be not slow, To see to it that I work and grow. Never to look behind, never to retreat, To wait in ignorance and walk on my feet; But always fronting onward toward the stair That leads to the dignified Senior chair. Mrs. Shurtliff (in English) "I challenge any boy in this class to prove that a girl is more efficient that is a boy." W. Nelson "I never knew a boy who could talk as fast as a woman." Ina "He goes out real often with everyone once in a while." Prof. Barrett "Pupils, I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed that I was trying to teach you geometry and I could neither move nor speak." Student "That is too good to be anything except a dream." Freshies flirting with the sedate Senior girls is strictly prohibited. Walter Read, please take notice. STUDENTS! It is largely due to the loyal support of our advertisers that we are able to publish "THE ACORN". What do they expect in return? Your Patronage. Dance Committees (Especially). Please "take the hint" ACORN 26 Queries Edited by H. and I. Noitall Why does Ren Richards walk with such a springy step? Dear Freshie After exhausting all of our energies on this per plexing anatomical phenomenon, we have concluded that the spring of the turnedunder part is greater than the downward force exerted, therefore the rebound is inevitable. Mr. U. Noitall "Will you please tell me the meaning of the word Sophomore?" My Dignified Mr. McEntire "It comes from the word sophistical, meaning not sound." Dear Editor "Why does Brother Barrett wear a mustache?" G. E., Room H. "Odessa said that his lip is too tender to shave, but we infer that it is to enable him to keep a stiff upper lip." Hon. I. Noitall "If Dr. Lind had seen the face behind the bear mask, do you suppose he would have danced? Noble Senior "Yes, if it had been a stone face." We might be small but we have the Goods STIMSON'S LUNCH ROOM 2482 Washington Avenue "Buy Your Lunch at" THE FARIS GROCERY, 620 Twenty-fourth St. Staple and Fancy Groceries, Fruits, Candy and Fancy Crackers THE COZY 326 Twenty-fifth Street Telephone 1801 J HARRY KORP, Prop. The Best in Everything CANDY ICE CREAM MILKSHAKES and Soft Drinks of all kinds