24 ACORN Miss Engstrom "The only fish I ever caught were sticks." Miss Cragun "Everyone of you hand me in on a slip of paper" Prof. Cowles "Love for wife and children or human beings." Prof. Jensen (speaking of Greece and Turkey) "The turkey doesn't like the grease yet." Mrs. Shurtliff "This little stanze is taken from Tennyson's 'Paradise Lost.'" Dr. Lind "Brother Eccles, you are wanted below." (How did you find it out?) Prof. Ridges (as he came into the chemistry room, where the students were generating chlorine) "I can hear that smell already." Prof. Porter "It was a long, beautifully worded, obviously concise, splendidly gotten up, thoroughly conceivable document." Mrs. Kunz "Brother Cowles, may I have Boyd Lindsay?" Prof. Cowles "Yes, if you won't keep him." Miss Cragun "Yes, the baby was only three or four days old and my mother gave it the juice of almost a whole orange, and it shut up and never cried again." Miss Stallings "I fried for two periods." Hansen (after reading a paragraph) "Wait a minute, I see a foot note in the lower regions." Hunting for Bargains Barlow 'How much are your mouse traps? Storekeeper "Two for a nickel or three for a dime." Barlow "Then I'll take two nickels' worth." Men Who Know MEN, who know, look upon this Store as a "Quality" store a store where the Best Clothes are sold and where the prices they pay gets more value than the same money would secure elsewhere! FRED. M. NYE CO. 2413 Washington Avenue The Public: After December Fifteenth we will be installed in our new plant. The building now being erected on Grant Avenue will be the most sanitary, and the most Up-to-Date Bottling House of its kind in the West. You are cordially invited to visit us after that date when you may inspect our plant and sample our goods. The Western Bottling Co. Ogden's Finest Bottling House,