28 ACORN TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR THE FRESHIES. 1. Thou shalt not linger in the halls lest the janitor shouldst sweep thee out. 2. Thou shalt not chew gum in classes, thou mightst get stuck. 3. Thou shalt not meddle with powder lest thou shouldst go up. 3. Thou shalt not use paint (leave that for the preps); thou art enough like a bill-board. 5. Thou shalt not sluff thy classes, thou art not old enough. Sit down with your Pencil and figure out how much your idle money would have earned in the past year at (4) four percent interest. Dont read this and not think about it: but sit down now and figure it out. It surprises you, doesn't it? Now take what money you have and open a Savings Account with Security Trust and Savings Bank Mention the Acorn 6. Thou shalt not cut across the lawns, thou wouldst be drifting from the narrow path. 7. Thou shalt fear the Seniors with all thy heart and them only shalt thou follow. 8. Thou shalt not annoy Mrs. Kunz by invading the office, nor shalt thou read any post card addressed to members of the faculty. As these things do not show good manners. 9. Thou shalt not miss devotional, for if thou dost thou shalt have to meet Principal Henderson, thus showing thy verdancy. 10. Thou must beware of imitations use nothing but Horrlick's Malted Milk. Students! ACORN 29 Iva "I was hanging- to Clarence's coat Clarence "And I ran smack into Mrs. Reeder with my face." Lyles Larkin (during a physiography exam.) "Prof. Harker, how do you spell crevice?" Prof Harker "C-r-e, c-r-a, k-r Ahem ! Well, don't use crevice, use fissure or crack." Glen Leavitt "Rustum had a daughter, but he didn't know whether it was a girl or a boy." Security Trust & Savings Bank Postal Telegraph Building", 2482 Washing-ton Avenue, Ogden, Utah OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS T. D. RYAN, President J. F. KELLY, V. President J. M. KELLY, Cashier JOS. WILLIAMS, V. President Louis Bitton J. H. DeVine Thomas B. Farr C. H. Gosling We transact a general banking business. Interest at the rate of four percent, compounded quarterly, paid on savings accounts. Don't forget to mention the ACORN when you open an account with us. Freshman (soon after starting school) Is that man in overalls the janitor? Junior No. That is Prof. Ridges. WANTED Hats with elastic bands, so they will stretch as the head swells. G. Ballantyne, President Swell Head League. Mable "Miss Larkin, isn't Rae a Senior?" Miss Larkin "Yes, Rae has a beautiful voice."