30 ACORN Prof. Henderson (in Zoo) "Describe the feet of the turkey." Wilford Pyott "They have three in front and one behind Oh, I was thinking of the duck." Iva was chattering to herself when suddenly she stopped with, "Oh! Gosh! I stepped on my tongue." Prof. Cowles (in English) "Cedric divided his food with Wamba and the other dogs." Why I Should Have A Bank Account Because if I keep a good account with the Bank and meet with some disaster and do not have sufficient money for my purpose, the Bank feels under obligations to loan me money, if I can secure them. The Bank will nearly always lend its depositors money when it is refusing to make loans to other people. Mention the Acorn Commercial Club Petition. We, the undersigned peace and law-abiding commercial students, are shocked at the uncalled-for action in prohibiting us from using our dear room 12, after spending one and two years of peace and happiness therein. We take this means of informing you, that we are not in sympathy with your hasty actions and we consider it as an unfriendly manifestation. (Signed) PETER KASIUS. Eat at STIMPSON'S CAFE, 2460 Grant Avenue ACORN 31 Prof. Porter (calling for reports in chemistry) "Mr. Critchlow, what did I give you?" Critchlow "Epson Salts." Prof. Harker (in German) "Hell is bright." Miss Cragun (in home sanitation) "If you had a barrel of cider could you make it into vinegar?" Elsie Dalton "Yes. You could put a chunk of mother in it." Security Trust & Savings Bank Postal Telegraph Building, 2482 Washington Avenue, Ogden, Utah OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS T. D. RYAN, President J. F. KELLY, V. President J. M. KELLY, Cashier JOS. WILLIAMS, V. President Louis Bitton J. H. DeVine Thomas B. Farr C. H. Gosling We transact a general banking business. Interest at the rate of four percent, compounded quarterly, paid on savings accounts. Don't forget to mention the ACORN when you open an account with us. Purrington (to himself) "With rhymes I thought a hit I'd surely scored, In room twelve, but now I am completely cured. Hansen says, "Oh beat it, quick, With your rhymes you make me sick.' So there'll be no more rhymes written on the board." Richards "I am not going to court with the civics class, I've had all the courting I want." Eat at STIMPSON'S CAFE, 2460 Grant Avenue