32 ACORN The Junior Stag Party. One frosty day it came to pass, That the little boys of the Junior class Assembled in secret consultation. To plan for themselves a jollification. "The girls gave a party and I guess we can too; We'll meet in the kitchen and make a great stew." They decided to have it on Monday night, And looked forward to it with suppressed delight. On the night appointed, the boys all came Fully convinced that the girls weren't game, To come out so late without a chaperon, (Though at the Junior ball they all came alone). They had doughnuts and cakes and pies 'tis true, And chocolate-cigars, and other things, too. They were enjoying themselevs to the greatest extent, Their minds on all kinds of pleasures bent, When from out in the hall came a smoothered laugh That filled their souls with vexation and wrath. The stew burned black and the kettle boiled dry While they listened amazed to the intruders so sly. In came the girls, "Hello," said one, "We heard of your feast and thought we'd come." The boys made the best of the situation And bestowed on the girls the greatest attention. "The one who gave our secret way, Is truly forgiven this very day, For the girls it was made our feast a success; We can't do without them, we must confess." CALL. If Alma were a chinaman he would say, "You are Allee (Ollie) world to me." The Freshie's colors are blue and white. They are very well suited, too. Ah, simple children with brains so light, No wonder they feel blue. If these "Phunisms" aren't phuni to you, Just go to And write a few And what you write now if you please, Pray don't make them worse than these. Eat at STIMPSON'S CAFE, 2460 Grant Avenue Weber Academy Pins Sterling Silver While they last the price will be 25 Cents J.S. Lewis & Co. OGDEN, UTAH Personality in Clothes! We admit that ready-to wear clothes have reached a high point in fit and style But you can't consider a ready-to-wear garment as being really a part of you. There are some little ideas of your own that it cannot contain. The greatest clothes satisfaction can be obtained only from having your clothes made to your individual measurement. Make your selection from 500 beautiful fabrics which comprise our range for this season. By all means wear clothes made only for you. They cost no more, the value is higher, and your personality is in them. $20.00 to $50.00 M. H. VAN DYKE 2477 Hudson Avenue New Peery Bldg. Souvenir Acorn will be out May 26th All Photographs and Bring your Cameras Cartoons must be to School! in by April 20th Snap the Faculty.