Young Men of the Weber Academy If you want Clothing- of Class, snap and distinction at the lowest possible cost, visit this Up-To-Date and Popular Store for Men. Right now, our sensational Mid-Winter Clearance Sale is drawing to a close It offers an exceptional opportunity to buy quality togs for less Loiter in for a look. Get yours! Our showing for Spring will be the most complete in the town's history. Buchmiller & Flowers Washington Avenue at 2425 LAUNDRY OGDEN, UTAH The Troy Way IS THE Right Way WASHINGTON MARKET A. M. MILLER, Prop. Choicest Meats of all kinds. Family trade our specialty. 2458 Washington Ave. TELEPHONE 272 The Acorn PUBLISHED BI-MONTHLY BY THE STUDENTS OF THE WEBER ACADEMY, OGDEN, UTAH, U. S. A. Entered at Ogden, Utah, November 6, 1910, as Second Class Matter under Act March 3, 1879. SUBSCRIPTION PER YEAR, SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS SINGLE COPY, FIFTEEN CENTS SINGLE SOUVENIRS, TWO DOLLARS AND A HALF VOL. XII FEBRUARY 1915 No. 3 Contents Table of Contents 1 Acorn Staff 2 Literary Department 3 Brown, Black, Blake and Dan Cupid 3 The Colonel's Son 6 Winter 7 The Uninvited Guests 8 To Youth 10 Editorials 11 School Notes 13 Assemblies 13 Lecture Course 14 School Dramatics 14 Acorn Doings 14 Music Room 15 Senior Ball 15 Supt. Cummings' Talk 15 Senior Sense 16 Junior Jinks 16 Sophomore Sayings 16 Freshman Freshisms 16 Athletics 17 Debating 19 Alumni 20 Exchange 21 Phunisms 23