27 ACORN "Time and tide and Mrs. Shurtliff wait for no man." Guthrie. The Sophomore's brain is covered with dust, And even gravel and sand. Spiders build webs between his arms, And his pencil rots in his hands. It was long since that Sophie moved from there, Studying geometry plane. He can't get his problems any more, Though he's tried it again and again. Red "I asked Julia if I might see her home last night." Ren "What did she say?" Red "She said, 'Sure; come and look around any time.'" Ex. "Oh, my poor man," said the benevolent old lady, "I suppose you are often pinched by want and hunger, are you not?" "Yessum, and cops," wailed the hobo. If you do not like these jokes, And their dryness makes you groan, Just stroll around occasionally With some good ones of your own. Ex. Within the Law. To steal a kiss. To shoot the rapids. To slash a skirt. To beat a carpet. To cut an acquaintance. To kill time. Ex. Surprise. There was a young dame from Toledo, She sat on a great big torpedo. (Oh, how foolish.) Ex. Everything Cheaper, at BROWN-CARLSON-TRESEDER CLEARANCE SALE CLOTHING AND FURNISHINGS 2421 Washington Ave. Attention Students! Just received a limited number of SELF FILLING FOUNTAIN PENS, guaranteed at $1.00 and $1.50 each. Our BOOKS, STATIONERY, LEATHER GOODS, ALBUMS and all other goods at greatly Reduced Prices. CALL AND SEE US BRAMWELL, Book and Stationery DO YOU KNOW That the Domestic Science girls, With their bright eyes and curls. Buy the best food that they can From the leading grocery man? T. B. EVANS & COMPANY Supplies their Groceries Phone 2277 "There's a Reason" 2364 Wash. Ave. FOR SUIT CASES, TRAVELING BAGS, GLOVES, PLUSH ROBES and HORSE BLANKETS, Call at J. G. READ & EROS. CO. Headquarters for Leather Goods You will like the goods at The PAINE & HURST Dry Good Store The Place Where The Women Trade Everything for Women and Children RUDDICK HATS OF MERIT Just Hats $2.00 and $3.00 STYLE STARTER 362 Twenty-fifth Street We have a New and Complete Up-To-Date line of CHANDELIERS, GLASSWARE AND TABLE LAMPS Call and See Us SNIVELY ELECTRIC CO. 2350 Wash. Ave. Phone 394