26 ACORN Frank Hickenlooper has found one of the lost ten tribes, the tribes of Belva. Miss Earl "Keep your eyes on me, Mr. Higley, don't mind the class." Higley (reading) "I will remember you all my life" Professor Hart (in his Algebra class after listening to the students talking, said) "No sense plus no sense gives nonsense." Mrs. Kunz "Give the principal parts of the verb lie (to recline)." Bright Freshie "Let me see, O, I lie to recline, I lied to recline, I have lied to recline." Pyott to Isabel: "Won't you be my honey?" Won't you be my honey? I will try so hard to please. And I'll tell you all I know, dear, About music's "B's" and "C's." I'll get my trombone, dearest, And I'll play it all for you. Now won't you be my honey? For you know I'm true. Iree Handley's "Meet me in St. Louis Louie." Meet me every morning, Louie, on Wall avenue. I'll come o'er the viaduct, and wait till I see you. We will walk to school together, in every kind of weather. If you'll meet me every morning, Louie, on Wall avenue. Professor Lind (in Geology) "It appears that there are some still students who are not aware that the class has been called to order." Professor Harker, when he stepped on his dog's foot, said, "Never mind, puppy, papa never meant it." The boast of knowledge, the days of weary work, The hours of thinking, all carefully laid plans Await alike, from this no power can shirk The paths of study lead but to Exams. ACORN 27 Senior Hop February 17 Geology, thy days have past, At parting I leave no tear, For in Room "I" we'll meet once more; I must take you again next year. JUNIOR. Ina "Exaggerate means to stretch." Verna "Yes, don't exaggerate your neck." Olive "What did we have in Domestic Science, Mable?" Mable "An oral quiz." Olive "Oh, what is it made of?" Prof. Porter will bear watching. He came nearly getting away with President Middleton's rubbers just after Judge Alden had spoken in no uncertain terms of prevalence of greed and graft. The culprit was apprehended in time to recover the goods and was dismissed after promising to do better next time. Across the street from Lester Park, In the broad daylight or after dark, The buildings of dear old Weber stand; 'Tis one of the best schools in the land. Up in devotional one bright day, Rose the Senior President, Ern McKay. He comes, as you know, from Huntsville town, But the Juniors tried to hiss him down. Then in his hand a banner was seen; Its colors were "Lavender and Green." He waved it forth before the crowd, His voice then rang out long and loud: "Give me a black eye or punch my head, But come to the Senior Ball," he said. February 17, 1911.