28 ACORN I handed the paper to Prof. Lind And thought as I left the class "That paper is as good as it could be And I will be sure to pass." The answer to every one was right, Yes, every word was true, And I was surprised when writing At the amazing amount I knew. Alas! Alack! My paper is back And fallen is my pride! There's a zero there, all marked in blue; I bet he never looked inside. Spendthrift The money you squander to-day, would bring comfort to you in old age. It would educate the children- you hope to have education will take them out of the "wage crowd" and make them independent. We'll start paying you four [4] per cent, soon as you start saving. Mention the Acorn Leone "Don't you like to be loved?" Ellis "Yes, sure, sure." Ella M. (to McCune) "Quit that, Clarence, you're squeezing me to death." Miss Cleghorn (in English) "Let me play the fool" ACORN 29 Lindsay (singing to himself) "Say! I love those Eccles twins. I love their cute brown curls, I love to hold their little hands, Say, aren't they pretty girls?" Professor Lind "How can you tell the difference between igneous and metamorphic rock." Leone (vigorously shaking her hands) "You can't tell." Arwell McKay (after the Sophomore's Party) "Don't tell anyone I brought you home, will you?" The Girl "No, I'm as ashamed of it as you are." Security Trust & Savings Bank Postal Telegraph Building, 2482 Washington Avenue, Ogden, Utah OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS T. D. RYAN, President J. F. KELLY, V. President J. M. KELLY, Cashier JOS. WILLIAMS, V. President Louis Bitton J. H. DeVine Thomas B. Farr C. H. Gosling We transact a general banking business. Interest at the rate of four percent, compounded quarterly, paid on savings accounts. Don't forget to mention the ACORN when you open an account with us. Professor Lind "Who has the third problem?" Irvin "I have." Professor Lind " What is the answer?" Irvin "Didn't say I had the answer, did I?" Harker "What is now land, was once water."