THE ACORN Professor Lind (In physics) What will happen to this nail if I hit it with a hammer, Edwin? Peterson Why the molecules will jump around and bump into each other in trying to get away from each other. Professor Lind No, no. Peterson Well, then, it will either go straight through the table or go in crooked. George Ensign I've found the hot spot (it was in Psychology). Brother McKay (in Rhetoric) Well the bell is up and the time has rung. We must stop. Brother Bradford (taking charge of the class after sickness) What have you had on the atonement, Henry? Jenson Well, for the first two or three days we had a review of reviews. Brother Bradford And what came next? Jenson Why another review. We've been reviewing ever since. Brother Terry (In English history) The Irishman makes the wit for the Englishman; the Englishman makes the laws for the Irishman; and the Englishman rules the Irishman. Reward $10,000 Will be given to any person discovering for what Brother Lind has been hunting in his vest pocket ever since he had one. Shurtliff Say, Jenson, how did the Freshmen election come out? Jenson Come out? Why it took them nearly a half hour to find out whether they wanted a representative for the executive committee or not; and when they did get started they wanted to elect everybody in the class. Brother Bitter (In German II) Since the class has been reading "Germelshausen," the theme of the story has become predominant among some members of the class. (It is recommended that we use another book.) Brother McKay (In Devotional) I have ten cents, which, if not called for in three days will be turned over to the Acorn staff. (Professor McKay telling the students what they need in order to make the Acorn a suceess) It's money you boys need, and it's brains you girls need. Professor Lind (In Chemistry) What can we learn from this experiment Miss Anderson? Carrie We can learn from this experiment? Professor Lind (interrupting) We can learn from this experiment? Carrie We can learn how to appreciate a breath of fresh air. (It was clorine gas). Notice is here given for the last time that no student is allowed to sleep while in school. P. S. Parley Belnap can find a small pamphlet in the library on how to keep awake in school. THE ACORN WHEN YOUR DOCTOR WRITES A PRESCRIPTION He will not worry about it if you will tell him that the Prescription is coming here to bo filled. From long experience with our Prescription work, the Doctors of Ogden have come to RELY ABSOLUTELY upon all medicine bearing OUR LABEL 2479 Wash. Ave. CULLEY DRUG CO. Shurtliff & Co Office: Ross Bk. & Sta. Co. Yard: 2041 Wash. Ave. Sole Agents for Colorado Anthracite Both Phones Coal of all KINDS New Arrivals In Fall and Winter Novelties every few days. Call and see them. LEADER MILLINERY Co. T. B. Evans Co. Grocers The place where you get Fresh Fruits and Vegetables and Fresh Ranch Eggs, Leave your order. Prompt delivery. Ind. 214 Bell 609 2364 Wash. Avenue STEWART STOVES and RANGES Sold only by CONSOLIDATED WAGON & MACHINE CO. B. P. CRITCHLOW Manager J. F. Snedaker 2468 Washington Ave. DENTIST Wedelf-Kiesel Block G. H. ISLAUB W. E. HELLER WESTERN STEAM LAUNDRY "THE BEST" Both Phones 2214 Washington Ave.