26 ACORN THINGS WE NOTICE. That the Sophomore boys have more muscle than brains. (Breaking of doors.) The Senior president usually has a black eye. Jeddie has his new horn, yet doesn't do what he boasted he would. The Editor was painted against his will at Sophomore class party. (The Sophomores attempted to compell some one with brains to become their chief.) That Prof. Jensen never makes a mistake. That Loyd Miller is trying to take the place of Prof. Porter as instructor of chemistry. That the Juniors do not appreciate the warm reception tendered them by the Seniors. (Hot Cakes.) CLIX. Juniors in earnest are working, United as one do they stand. Notable things will soon follow; In fact they have carefully planned On an eve, that time wafts quite near. Remember the date and be sure, Because here the Juniors in public Announce their important ball. Lest ye should forget, Lest ye should forget, January 27, 1911. Prof. Harker (calling roll) "Ivy Stears." Iva "My name is I-V-A." Prof. Harker (next morning)"Ivy A. Stears." Myrtle Young "This would be a good sonnet if I could make Wilson rhyme with box." Rae "Write about his sox." Mrs. Kunz "What is the clause in the sentence, "What he does is well done?" Louis Bitton "He is well done." The hours I spend with thee, dear Hart, Every morn in algebra C, I count them over every one apart, Oh misery, oh misery. ACORN 27 Miss Earle (in shorthand) "I have been" (pause) "held" Oh, the meanness of a Junior when he's mean, Oh, the leanness of a Senior when he's lean, But the meanness of the meanest And the leanness of the leanest Are not in it with the greenness of a Freshman when he's green. Prof. Nichols (to a bunch of Freshmen boys who were peeping in the assembly hall during dancing class) "We will feed the wild animals after the performance." Prof. Porter Mr. Winters, read this formula (Cu 2 S) Mr. Winters C. U two S.Porter "You don't mean C-u-s-s?" Myrie "Prof. Lind said it was terrible the way I fell down on my paper. We are glad to be able to again fill our orders with our own make of Hams, Bacon and Lard. Ours are just a little better and cost no more than eastern 181-3-5 Twenty-fourth Street Bell Phones 866 and 16 Ind. Phone 521