26 THE ACORN IF You need a stove or range we want to sell you a JEWEL and your wife will be better natured. "We will treat you right." Burton Implement Co. ALLEN TRANSFER CO. Albert Allen, Propr. Specialties: Carriages, Bus, Drays, Excursion and Baggage Wagons, Moving Safes, Pianos, Organs, Office Furniture, Fixtures, etc. Storage Tel. 22 Office 412 25th Street In every life, some rain must fall, Here are Cravenette Raincoats for short and tall. Short pocket-books will appreciate this lot of Raincoats at $10. The finest quality of cloth ever made up for the price. For $4 more we have satin shoulder lining. For $8 more the close fitting rain-proof coat, which has more style than any garment a man can wear, THE TOGGERY 2449 WASHINGTON AVENUE If you want your Prescriptions filled just exactly as the Doctor prescribes, send or bring them to The Prescription Druggist S. W. BADCON 2421 Washington Ave. Packages delivered We are going to GIVE AWAY A SHETLAND PONY CHRISTMAS EVE One Free chance with every 25c Purchase RICHARDSON & GRANT "The Crockery People" Louis Weber Manager of the Model Studio Photographer and Portrait Artist Phone 245 x Entrance at Big Clock Peery Annex, Wash. Ave. The Famous Tubular Cream Separator Sold by A. L. BREWER Ogden, Utah THE ACORN LOCALS Some Simple Arithmetic. Ambition plus preparation plus determination=success. Laziness plus anything else=failure. Energy times the number of days in the year=a good salary. 24 hours minus 8 for work=too many for idleness. One man's work divided by three people=nothing done well. A week's savings times 52 each year=the best new year's resolution. Inherited fortunes times 3 generations divided 5 by young sports minus brains=5 idiots. Irving Erickson, '08. Brother Bitter (In German II) To what gender do the adjectives used as nouns belong, Mr. Ballantyne? Earl Either masculine, feminine, or neuter. It's according to what nouns they advertise. Mr Jenson (a nominee for president of the student body) I make a motion that all the nominees stand up together, instead of one at a time as you're making me do (after waiting a few minutes). Well, I see no one is going to second the motion so I'll second it myself. Brother McKay Professor James is trying to change the Psychological to the Physical. When he does that, will our souls be? Geo. Ensign We won't have any. Brother Bradford You are both far sighted and near sighted in both eyes. "All that glitters is not gold." Clarence Wright (In physiology) Brother Lind have you ever tried this? If a man drinks a whole lot of alcohol, will his breath burn if he touch a match to it?