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A collection of yearbooks from Weber Academy which comprise the years 1905 to 1918. Included in the yearbook are photographs of students, class officers, faculty, Board of Education, athletics, and departments within the academy. It also contains sections on the clubs and organizations within the Academy, literary pages, student poetry, and advertisements from local businesses |
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Show PHUNISMS. If on these pages you find a joke, LAUGH Because it's funny. If here a joke you cannot spy, LAUGH Because the Literary Editors have no sense of humor. Gladys E.-"Dr. Lind carries quicksilver in his vest pocket." Ellen F.-"How do you know?" Gladys E.-"Well, I can't give you the details, but my ring slipped in his pocket and it came out coated with quicksilver." Prof. McKay-"Hubert, there is positively no excuse for Seniors and Juniors being on the exclusion list." Hall-"Well, you see, I'm only a Freshman." Johnny had been promised a whipping by his school teacher. Teacher-"You have been very naughty, Johnny; stand still and take your medicine." Johnny-"Not on your life; if you ever get me to take it you'll have to hold my nose. That's what mother does.' Miss Benzie-"Don't take me with these glasses on." Mark-"Well take them off quickly; I've got to have you." Since Wallace Clark looks on the brighter side of things, may all his troubles be little ones. B. Henderson (in Chem.)-"O. see, girls, I have changed this white cotton to blackwool." Gilbert-"When I get married I shall have the motto. "God bless our happy home," over my door." Dave-"Well, I won't. I'll use "Devil, please keep out." My heels fly up, My head remains below ; Who dropped that banana peel 'Tis best I don't know. Pete-"I am copying my English now, because last night 1 got the tense in about five or six different modes." Mark-"Use 'did' with singular nouns and 'done' with plural nouns. Now for example. "I have did-They done." Prof Porter (in Horticulture)-"The best form of garden is a Square with the rows running the longest way." Arthur Grix. sighing to himself: "My Helen is a pretty girl; My mind she seems to haunt. I dream about her every night; 'Tis her, you bet, I want." Dr. Lind (in Chemistry)-"Here. Miss Cragun. we will have to double up to balance." Miss Cleghorn (in English)-"Tomorrow, we shall discuss the different kinds of feet." Mark-"Well, you don't need to think that I shall come to English and listen to anyone talk about my feet." |
