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A collection of yearbooks from Weber Academy which comprise the years 1905 to 1918. Included in the yearbook are photographs of students, class officers, faculty, Board of Education, athletics, and departments within the academy. It also contains sections on the clubs and organizations within the Academy, literary pages, student poetry, and advertisements from local businesses |
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Show Just to illustrate the poetical ability of the Seniors: I ate some pie, And nearly did die ; But first I cried, And then I lied. When my dear papa sighed My sweet mamma tried To save my life From toil and strife, That I might be Some rich man's wife. -GLADYS BALLANTYNE. All night long the wind did roar, And the rain poured heavy at my door. I went to the window, threw open the shutter, And a heavy stream flowed down the gutter. -ELLEN FARR. INCOMPREHENSIBLE. We have already told you something- You would scarcely believe it true- But Mrs. Kunz called our president A greedy Mormon Jew." -A SOPHOMORE. Dr. Land-"What is a wave?" Minnie-"O, I know; a wave is a dimple turned inside out.' Prof. Jensen (in Civics)-"What is log rolling." Student-"For example; Porter said to Ballantyne, 'If you will sympathize with me in my love affair, I will sympathize with you." At gate, Hour late; Happy pair Standing there. Great noise, Pike boys; O, No! Not so! Fate sad, 'Twas dad!!!!!! Senior's Advancement. Florence R.-"Did you see your pictures today, Gladys?" Gladys E.-No; why?" Florence-"O, 1 thought that you went down to the stenographer's today." Prof. Jensen-"Miss Tracy, make a rule for good conduct." Peryl-"Be a man." Prof. Jensen-"Yes, but you can't do that." Peryl-"Well, Gib. can." Hansen( calling the roll)-"Aries Belnap." No report. Hansen-"Is Aries sick?" Student-No; he's down in the hall with Mabel." Hansen-"O, he's sick, alright." Notwithstanding the fact that the Lecture Committee has announced its course for next year in another department of the ACORN. we wish to state that the Phunism editors have selected the following well-known artists to appear next season in connection with the regular course. All subscribers will be admitted free: 1. Lorenzo M. Richards, Lecturer-"Why I failed to win her, or the physchology of Love." 2. Gowans-Nelson Musical Co. (?) Specialty, "You've gotta quit kickin' my dog around." 3. Frank Fowles-"The underlying causes for the decline of a class." Mark Critchlow, Essayist-"What opportunities Weber offers to its young people for the seizing of Oranges." William Millar (explaining alluvial plains)-"Well, when the rivers flow over, they carry lots of cinnamon." Ida Palmer (viewing herself in the glass)-"Now if this little curl would just stay this way and this little dimple only stay here in my cheek, and this dainty little smile always play about my mouth, maybe the boys would give me a peanut shower too." Dr. Lind-"How many kinds of light are there?" Fowles-Electric lights and sky lights." |
